party trick
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- kelpie0
I can genuinely dislocate my little finger at will. pull it all the way out of the joint. totally rocks.
I don't go to too many parties.
- grunttt0
i can blow fire from my mouth using a lighter. i have a cool photo of me doing that somewhere.
- QuincyArcher0
I can bend my index finger back so far it touchs the back of my hand.
I have super-elastic skin. they call me Mr.Fantastic.
When i pop my neck and back, it sounds like gunfire.
- Concrete0
I can fit 10 doughnuts in my mouth at once.
Back flip on the spot.
Flare my nostrills and ears
Turn my tongue upside-down
Make my thumbs dance like egyptians
Snort icing sugar and cry tears of icing.
- honest0
I can fit 10 doughnuts in my mouth at once.
Back flip on the spot.
Flare my nostrills and ears
Turn my tongue upside-down
Make my thumbs dance like egyptians
Snort icing sugar and cry tears of icing.
Concrete
(May 31 06, 06:26)you free next tuesday? we can't afford a stripper...
- wristtattoo0
Jona Lewie - "In the Kitchen at Parties"
- Rand0
bare my soul, weep, etc
- normal0
Sticking a knife into my 'wooden' leg is always a crowd pleaser. The real kicker is when you reveal that the leg is real. Works everytime. Bit of a limp now, severed a tendon at a party in '99.
- kinetic0
i used to take a beer and make it float in the corner
really only works when people around you are on acid
you take the beer...and wedge it into the corner of two walls by sliding it up and down really quick .. sort of a 1 - 2 motion, before coming to rest and sticking in the corner
- Concrete0
you free next tuesday? we can't afford a stripper...
honest
(May 31 06, 06:29)I'll strip as well for cash or the equivilant in nectar points!
- Nairn0
"I killed the party again.. I ruined it for my friends.. "
http://www.concep3.com/dump/fmt/…
Jens Lekman - Black Cab..er.. I'm very nearly 29, Jaline.. a fact which fills me with dread every time I think on't. I'm likely already half way through my life.
And I still haven't found the pefect party dress.
- Jaline0
I'm almost 20....plus 14 is the legal age here...
- Nairn0
* weeps for lost youth
** wonders why Jaline would point out exceedingly low age of consent
- Nairn0
http://www.expatica.com/source/s…
Wonders ... just ... why?
- Nairn0
erk.
.."That's one helluva Party Trick!".
*insert here* Cacophony of cymbals and hi-hats to indicate punchline.
- kelpie0
stop trying to raise Nairns blood pressure, jaline. its not fair.
- kelpie0
woah :/ 200 over 110, I'm going for a lie down
- Jaline0
my apologies Nairn, your good buddy Kelpie is standing up for you. he even came around to my house and threatened me, but we all know what he really wants...