party trick

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  • Nairn0

    I can ruin any party mood, simply by being the dark brooding mass in the corner, staring awkwardly at the host. "Who invited him?" I hear in whispered tones on the other side of the room ("no one, I snuck into the basement 3 days ago and have been living off panty scent behind the dryer" i think to myself, wry smile sneaking across my face, entirely misconstrued by the other 'goers)

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