office poops
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- nocomply0
Someone in our office brought their dog in a while back, and he laid one down under my coworkers desk. Most exciting thing in our office that week.
- jox0
"Been saving that one up for a while huh guy?"
HAHAHAHAHA
- ********0
there is nothing quite as disturbing, as walking into the office shitters, only to find that some useless cunt hasn't bothered flushing his turd properly.
jevad
(May 22 06, 10:18)I disagree, if some durty hoooren wee bastart has shat on top of the lid, that's a couple of hundred worse.
- ********0
also, it is certainly not good etiquette to use the toilet on the bus during a lorry drivers strike in france AFTER the flush liquid ran out and the bus is at least 30 degrees celcius with no motorway services where the fucker can be emptied. thank you very much mr skinner!
- ********0
Eh, I strike up conversations at urinals in public places.
Nothing major, usually something like, 'How's it hanging?' or some other double meaning reference to try and get a cheap chuckle.
I usually make other bad jokes when people come up next to me, by saying stuff like 'Be careful the water is cold.'
I was pissing at the Preakness this weekend and there was a lady in army fatigues on the other side of the fence who just started laughing and went, 'What the fuck do you think your doing?'
And I politely told her, 'Well I was feeling pretty good about myself, but now my spirit is crushed because you saw my penis and the first thing you did was laugh.'
That sent her into even more hysterics.
... Enough that she didn't care I was pissing in public with about 300 people surrounding me.
- paraselene0
http://www.newstoday.com/pv-an/v…
there's worse.
true story that, as well. although i normally don't go in the gents'.
- mg330
At band practice yesterday, one of the building bathrooms had a similiar situation jevad.
Except that I'm sure your toilet wasn't as bad as this - this looked like someone had emptied out the water and dumped in an overcooked roast beef from a crock pot.
- mg330
"I was pissing at the Preakness this weekend..."
flavorful_4
(May 22 06, 12:38)
--------------------------------...LMAO x 10
- Concrete0
there's worse.
true story that, as well. although i normally don't go in the gents'.
paraselene
(May 22 06, 12:38)Is para a girl?
Really? That loves NT and all things design?
How refreshing!
- paraselene0
and here i thought it was an obviously femme name...
- ********0
Heh, more like "on the Preakness", ah sha sha shaaaa.
- mg330
A long while ago Maxim magazine had a page of stickers, all weird stuff designed to get a rise.
One of them was this totally official looking sticker that said "Urinal Cameras For Research Purposes Only."
I've always wanted to make up some of my own and place them in bathrooms, just to get people looking around for where exactly the cameras are.
Some would be gullible enough to think they are inside the laser flusher gizmo.
- ********0
Hahah, that is a good idea.