office poops
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- jevad
there is nothing quite as disturbing, as walking into the office shitters, only to find that some useless cunt hasn't bothered flushing his turd properly.
- rasko40
thanks for sharing
- jevad0
I just won $10 betting with myself that you'd be the first one to post!
whhheeeeeee
- spendogg0
Do you have any suspects? if you dont i could start guessing.
- k0na_an0k0
start teh killing
- jevad0
I have just emailed all the lads reminding them of the correct 'flush etiquette'.
I would hate to have to install CCTV in there to catch a repeat offender
- Ramanisky20
Call David Caruso ..... CSI investigative team will catch the fucker that didnt flush
they will search for dna & fibers
- radar0
I walked into a stall that had wall splatter about a week ago. It looked like the toilet had exploded
- euopean_hoopoe0
it was me
- rasko40
admit it; you already have the CCTV installed
- kinetic0
jeez i thought this only happened at my office
the fuck asses from downstairs always come up to our floor pull the old shit and not flush routine
it's really disgusting
what's funny though is when you go into the washroom and someone is on the toilet and they are having a very difficult time controlling their farting...i try not to laugh out loud, but i always do
- Ramanisky20
not to make excuses but a few times here at work I produced a "Pipechoker" ..... it just wont flush right away ......
- spendogg0
At one of my old corporate jobs, there were a bunch of transplants from NYC and if you walked into the bathroom when they were laying cable, they would be "who's that" and try to start a conversation. i never understood that.
- CALLES0
io hate it when someone stands next to me in the stalls when there are like 5 vacant
- kbags0
thanks for sharting
- Clear0
"laying cable"
hahahhaha... don't know why but that's giving me a good laugh.
- jox0
Don't start trouble nic, you know how memos about people's turds make people uncomfortable.
- Concrete0
At one of my old corporate jobs, there were a bunch of transplants from NYC and if you walked into the bathroom when they were laying cable, they would be "who's that" and try to start a conversation. i never understood that.
spendogg
(May 22 06, 10:57)Weird?
Some americans are too friendly.
In the UK you never even say anything to anyone in the toilet. At best you acknowledge them with a nod, bu thats all.
- ********0
what's funny though is when you go into the washroom and someone is on the toilet and they are having a very difficult time controlling their farting...i try not to laugh out loud, but i always do
kinetic
(May 22 06, 10:38)Haha me too, I laugh uncontrollably and make comments. Sometimes I'm the one tooting... and I laugh uncontrollably whenever someone else is in there, hahah.
- jevad0
It's the unwritten rule - you just don't strike up a conversation at the urinals...or on the shitter. It just isn't done. I remember squeezing a cleavland steamer out a few weeks ago at a hockey game - made a fucking huge splash when it dropped and the dude in the stall next to me said "Been saving that one up for a while huh guy?"
Actually that was pretty funny
