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Eh, I strike up conversations at urinals in public places.
Nothing major, usually something like, 'How's it hanging?' or some other double meaning reference to try and get a cheap chuckle.
I usually make other bad jokes when people come up next to me, by saying stuff like 'Be careful the water is cold.'
I was pissing at the Preakness this weekend and there was a lady in army fatigues on the other side of the fence who just started laughing and went, 'What the fuck do you think your doing?'
And I politely told her, 'Well I was feeling pretty good about myself, but now my spirit is crushed because you saw my penis and the first thing you did was laugh.'
That sent her into even more hysterics.
... Enough that she didn't care I was pissing in public with about 300 people surrounding me.