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- grunttt0
speaking of karma, my "name is earl" comes on tonight. i like that show. in between the laughs i have dirty, dirty, dirty thoughts about jamie presley.
dirty, dirty, filthy, naughty thoughts.
- brooke0
I'm glad for the Karma. Really put me in my place. And I certainly learned my lesson(s).
- grunttt0
me too scarabin but only for 2 years
- -scarabin-0
oh, i guess i should mention that i've been in a relationship with a married woman for almost six years now
- version30
brooke don't feel bad about that, i ended up kind of liking it afterwards
- radar0
My friend owns a skate shop in a college town and does "Poo Dollars" in front of his shop with the poo side face down. He also said the first thing people do is smell their hand, hahaha.
- brooke0
I can't tell you the worst thing I've ever done. But Karma gave it back to me times ten, that's for sure.
- version30
i once shoved a paper towel full of cat shit into the mouth of a screaming woman and proceeded to indulge in carnal knowledege with her soon thereafter
- flavorful0
Haha, Michael Kirkoff ... Man that kid sure was a Kirkoff.
- grayhood0
THATS the WORST thing you have ever done???????
come on!
- brooke0
I post about my stupid life.
- brooke0
I never separate my lights from darks.
:(
- grayhood0
oh, thats makes sence.
there was a kind named michael kirkus at my grade school who got caught jerking off inthe bath room by a teacher and was take to the principials office (catholic school mind you)
he was dubbed michael Kirkoff.
- flavorful0
At the time I had no idea, but later I ran into her at a party and she told me she wanted out of the school.
Didn't work, haha. No one seemed to care and unfortunately she didn't get the name like "Shittles" or "Poops Mckenzie".
I would have made sure that happened.
- k0na_an0k0
AAAAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
oh damn point5! haha. you're stories are always FUCKED!
- Point50
man, all these poo storys.
My buddy used to do "poop wallet" (smear shit on one side of a wallet, then put it on the side walk) and then go across the street and film people picking it up, searching the wallet, then dropping it abruptly and smelling their hands once they realize they got poop duped...
- grayhood0
why did the girl say she did it????
- flavorful0
Speaking of poo, I have one... Heh.
I got kicked out of high school, and was hanging out with some friends from there after catching a hockey game. We were by the school so I go hey let's uh stop by.
They start laughing, they know very well I have something up my sleeve...
So I go hold up wait here, I need this, and grabbed an envelope, ran away, came back sans envelope and go alrite come check this out.
I took a shit on the school, but I actually picked the shit up with the envelope and on each window I wrote a letter in proportion to the size with the precursor being "F-U-C-K" to my high schools name.
Afterwards I rubbed the remains on as many door handles as I could.
... My one friend puked immediately all over the steps and the others were laughing so hard it made it all worth it.
... The next day of course was a "shit show", the hallways stunk like shit because I also broke a window and threw it in and a laundry list of students were brought in for questioning (not me of course, heh).
Eventually a girl cracked under the pressure of being grilled and said SHE did it ... and it was her bulldog's shit.
Poo is funny. And G-d bless whoever had to clean that up.
- k0na_an0k0
gruntt, along the same lines... a long time ago i used to hang out with this chick who was a real trip. she was certifiable crazy. hence her name... crazy kim.
one day we're shopping at fields and i see her getting escorted out by a cop as they pass me in the mens section.
turns out she had to take a piss and ended up going not only in the fitting room, but on a bunch of clothes bundled up in the corner of the floor.
she was a sick chick. she could burp AND fart louder than me... and she looked like nelly furtado's twin.
- LadyIce0
A ladys got to do what a ladys got to do