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Speaking of poo, I have one... Heh.
I got kicked out of high school, and was hanging out with some friends from there after catching a hockey game. We were by the school so I go hey let's uh stop by.
They start laughing, they know very well I have something up my sleeve...
So I go hold up wait here, I need this, and grabbed an envelope, ran away, came back sans envelope and go alrite come check this out.
I took a shit on the school, but I actually picked the shit up with the envelope and on each window I wrote a letter in proportion to the size with the precursor being "F-U-C-K" to my high schools name.
Afterwards I rubbed the remains on as many door handles as I could.
... My one friend puked immediately all over the steps and the others were laughing so hard it made it all worth it.
... The next day of course was a "shit show", the hallways stunk like shit because I also broke a window and threw it in and a laundry list of students were brought in for questioning (not me of course, heh).
Eventually a girl cracked under the pressure of being grilled and said SHE did it ... and it was her bulldog's shit.
Poo is funny. And G-d bless whoever had to clean that up.