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- uberdesigner0
I shit in those waders and smashed the poop all around
- mpfree0
I told a nun to go to hell
Im going to hell for that one
- k0na_an0k0
I once was fly fishing with a buddy and he let me use a spare pair of his hip waders.
We were out in about waist deep water and I forgot what the fuck I was doing, and thinking I was just standing in water started to piss. It didn't take long for me to realize I was fully clothed, dry, in hip waders pissing INSIDE the waders. Took me longer than I expected to stop so now my leg is soaked with piss, piss is filling up on the inside of the waders, so I fake tripped so I could get all wet, then took the waders off and never told him.
The next day he was bringing them out again and was like "Fuck these things stink" haha.
- uberdesigner0
fucked a cheeseburger in front of a nun with a college buddy who is still his crazy old self
punched a goat in a children's petting zoo
- DrHuxtable0
Slept with a friend of mine who was living with her boyfriend. During sex she fell off the bed and landed between the bed and the wall. The next morning her boyfriend asked her how she ended up with a huge bruise on her back. She said she must have fallen when she was out the night before.
The next night I had to go out for his birthday. It was a little awkward sitting across the table from him, and next to his friends (who definately outnumbered & outweighed my friends). Good thing he was clueless even though his girl was hanging all over me when we went out after dinner.
I hope she doesn't yell out my name when she is in bed with him.
- pluto0
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- grunttt0
i killed my brother-in-law on the day of his son's (my godson) christening.
- uberdesigner0
remember the brother from that I know my name is steven thing? the one who had a couple heads in a duffle bag? yeah, that was one of mine
- Point50
• Broke my Aunt's car window when I was fucking around throwing rocks around the backyard. I lied about it (deny deny deny)
• Knocked a drunk guy out for spilling beer on me while he was trying to fight someone else
• Stumbled out of Drai's afterhours club at around 5am; saw a moped parked in a car spot. That pissed me off so I picked it up to move it... well, it weighed a good 200+ lbs.... I took about 3 steps with it, it fell, skid, mirrors snapped.
• barbacked multiple women
• drank a half a fifth of Wild Turkey in 8 seconds... the rest was a blur
- mpfree0
i once made mrdobolina cry for 4 days straight. they had to rush him to the hospital he was so dehydrated.
we never fought again after that.
k0na_an0k
(May 4 06, 10:22)o_O
*starts trouble and leaves thread
- mpfree0
Once threw a corona bottle at a taco bell manager for kicking me out of the taco bell for having a beer in it. It smashed on the wall about a foot from his head.
Needless to say all of these things that I am talking about happened before I turned 20.
Frank's Wild Days.
mrdobolina
(May 4 06, 10:16)HHA HAHA good times
RUNNNNNNNNNN
- flavorful0
Okay, here is a funny thing...
Me and my friend made dummies that just had to look lifeless, because all they were going to do was swing around off of bridges, because they "hung" themselves.
Now before you go "Good Son" on me, we did them over water - except we live in Pittsburgh, so we would wait until a tourist ship would come just about under and heave it over (which is no small task in broad daylight with tons of cars whizzing by you).
The dummies all had buckets over their heads, and a sign on them that read "Tony's Got It" (+1 if you know the reference).
We hit the Fort Pitt Bridge first and made the news ... especially since we used Happy Birfday streamers as the means to hold them up.
Then we hit the West End, Birmingham and Sixth Street bridges, however, we were using construction wires at this point we found making it almost impossible for the dummies to be lifted up by a normal human because it took two of us to throw the thing over.
At this point police ended our fun by posting up on most of the bridges and doing very not random checks (... we were watching of course, hehe).
So we stopped.
My favourite part of this was I was in the car riding with me mum listening to the radio, and a Construction Worker called up to laugh about what some kids were doing.
He loved it, and couldn't stop laughing about "Tony's Got It" and the complaints that were being raised, hahah.
Good times.
- k0na_an0k0
i once made mrdobolina cry for 4 days straight. they had to rush him to the hospital he was so dehydrated.
we never fought again after that.
- grayhood0
thats nothing i once swallowed a bottle of exlax and a claw hammer.
- swollenelbow0
fuck.
- k0na_an0k0
a year or two ago i started doing a lot of talk about stabbing hobos... just for a joke.
then a lot of people on nt just got out of hand with it and for some reason i felt as though i had to do it.
so one night, about 6 months ago i stabbed a ho. it's a big deal. i'm working up to a hobo... so a ho is all i could manage at the start.
bitch bled like a stuck pig.
- mrdobolina0
Once threw a corona bottle at a taco bell manager for kicking me out of the taco bell for having a beer in it. It smashed on the wall about a foot from his head.
Needless to say all of these things that I am talking about happened before I turned 20.
Frank's Wild Days.
- v-gates0
worst thing thread = ludivico technique
- mpfree0
I once started this thread called 'Cinco De mayo Boycott', just to piss everyone off, especially the Chicanos.
It seems to have worked
HA HA
- foreverwhatever0
i once ground a kids parents up and made chili out of them, and then tricked him into eating it...