UK Smoking Ban
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- KuzIV0
why don't you just live in a vacuum cylinder deak? and carry around pockets full of posies to ward off the bubonic plague, and a stick to beat up people in case they infect your space with their foul stench.
This is you deak:
- de4k0
A drunk smashing a bottle over your head, or sexing a girl with HepB or AIDS is not a choice.
determinedmoth
(Feb 15 06, 02:05)hahaha
a drunk could smash a bottle over your head in the street, that's irrelevant.and you consented (chose) to have sex with the skanky whore moth, you could have just said no,
and you wouldnt be at risk.
- de4k0
why don't you just live in a vacuum cylinder deak? and carry around pockets full of posies to ward off the bubonic plague, and a stick to beat up people in case they infect your space with their foul stench.
This is you deak:
www.themiddleages.net/... [jpg]
KuzIV
(Feb 15 06, 02:10)hehe
posies ward off bubonic plague!?..and all this time I've been using ground bat's ears.
- KuzIV0
smelling of smoke is the least of your worries you smelly cunt
(not directed at anyone specific).
- chossy0
Stay focused on your arguments moth and de4k you guys are drifting a bit
- KuzIV0
i just realised i left my pack of B&H in a pub last night.
well i did nick a pack of camel lights other night, so i guess thats what they call karma.
plus i was defiantly smoking in a non-smoking section. Ooh aye, i'm well hard.
- chossy0
He's brown and he's down :D
- de4k0
yep I bet you looked as cool as fuck Kuz
- KuzIV0
haha, dude! i'm at work! that's just anti-social that is...
- chossy0
That cigarette is massive
- lowimpakt0
trust me - you'll get used to it.
it's just for the first few weeks you'll realise how rank pubs smell
- lowimpakt0
When they introduced it into ireland I cut down on the fags but the MAJOR bonus of the ban is that going outside for a nifty spliff no longer looks suspicious.
people smoking on busses = wankers
people smoking in cinemas = wankers
people smoking in the office = wankers
soon people smoking in pubs will = wankers
- honest0
this won't stop teenagers smoking on trains though right?
I remember a brazilian guy on the underground lighting up a cigarette. The driver stopped the train when he obviously caught a whiff and opened the door to his cabin, walked up to the offending Brazilian and said quite sharply:
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?"
Brazilian guy was totally oblivious to the non-smoking logos plastered everywhere and just shrugged his shoulders and said: "No English"
- lowimpakt0
Brazilian guy was totally oblivious to the non-smoking logos plastered everywhere and just shrugged his shoulders and said: "No English"
honest
(Feb 15 06, 02:37)
-----------------------are you sure he wasn't italian?
- ********0
I remember a brazilian guy on the underground lighting up a cigarette. The driver stopped the train when he obviously caught a whiff and opened the door to his cabin, walked up to the offending Brazilian and said quite sharply:
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?"
Brazilian guy was totally oblivious to the non-smoking logos plastered everywhere and just shrugged his shoulders and said: "No English"
honest
(Feb 15 06, 02:37)They have been shot for less.
- lowimpakt0
BRITS OUTside having a fag
- KuzIV0
omg skt! lol
- ********0
there was a guy walking around tesco the other day with a cig on - when he was told he couldn't smoke he just left his shopping and said 'sorry love, miles away'.
seriously!
- ********0
moth has gone real quiet.
- chossy0
He might be busy