office toaster
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- determinedmoth0
i was thinking it's rather like porno for foodies....
- Jaline0
someone *cough* seems to have dropped smoked salmon in the toaster and now the whole place reeks of fish.
any remedies?
paraselene
(Nov 29 05, 05:04)depends on how much you like the rest of your colleagues
- determinedmoth0
depends on how much you like the rest of your colleagues
Jaline
(Nov 29 05, 05:53)go on E, shove the whole fucking salmon in there...
- skt0
go on E, shove the whole fucking salmon in there...
determinedmoth
(Nov 29 05, 05:57)You better still be talking about the toaster.
- kelpie0
oh christ
- determinedmoth0
Cheers skt.
- paraselene0
clart!
- skt0
*curtsies
- Jaline0
Seems like everything I say leads to something unclean...
- bulletfactory0
1. leave toaster plugged in
2. grab butter knife from drawer
3. "fish out" burnt remnantsmaybe the surge of electricity will teach you that the pop-up toaster is for toasting BREAD......
unless it was a toaster oven..... in which case it's totally understandable and probably happens frequently........... so ........ uh, nevermind. :)
it probably needs to spend some time outside the office regardless.
- skt0
Seems like everything I say leads to something unclean...
Jaline
(Nov 29 05, 06:08)Unclean? Filth more like. You are a bad influence.
- paraselene0
well, bulletfactory, i didn't want to have to explain to such an extent, but in my own defense i feel obliged to elaborate a bit:
there's a sandwich lady who comes around pushing these crack whore sarnies that are guaranteed to make you feel like ass. i'm not sure what she does to them, but they're simply awful.
today, in an effort to discover a new flavour that she was perhaps incapable of corrupting, i chose the smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel.
i quickly realised that the object in question was fucking rank and thought that i might be able to improve upon it by toasing the *completely plain half* of the bagel. note: i did not at any time attempt to put anything other than plain, dry bagel into the toaster.
the plain, dry side of the bagel, however, had at this point spent the better part of the morning flush up against the salmon on the sandwich lady's cart, and had somehow acquired some of the salmon's perfume.
said perfume was augmented when the bagel went into the toaster.
so, you see, for simplicity's sake, i initially stated that i had 'dropped smoked salmon into the toaster.' that, in fact, was a lie.
i apologise.
for everything.
- skt0
*hits para with the big fat liar stick.
- ribit0
you could stuff some dill, cream cheese and pepper in the toaster and see what that does...
- fifty500
i think i'll call my p*nis a "big fat liar stick" so when girls like parasalene like, I have an excuse to slap them with it.
- fifty500
oops...
lie, not like*
- Jaline0
you could stuff some dill, cream cheese and pepper in the toaster and see what that does...
ribit
(Nov 29 05, 06:29)and some onions and garlic too.
just an experiment...
- paraselene0
capers!
will someone in nyc please send me one decent bagel? please? for christmas?
- Jaline0
you like nyc bagels better than others?
- kelpie0
she's a bagelist