office toaster
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- paraselene
someone *cough* seems to have dropped smoked salmon in the toaster and now the whole place reeks of fish.
any remedies?
- wristtattoo0
ours has never been the same since cheese crumpets.
- wristtattoo0
my exploding soup in a mug microwaving skills are well known.
i can only sympathise with the fish dropper.
- paraselene0
your sympathies are much appreciated.
:l
- Nairn0
I would *KILL* you if that was my office. I cannot stand the pervasive stench of Smoked Fish!
Anyway. Take it outside, soak in a bucket of water for 10 minutes (not plugged in, clearly) then leave to dry (thoroughly) for a couple of day (Unless it's an oober technological toaster, with lots of microchips).
Meanwhile, go buy some onions and lemons, cut 'em in thirds and leave around smelly areas all day long.
God, I'm feeling nauseous just thinking about the smell...
- designerror0
the toaster need to talk a walk outside and stay there for a good 3 days before coming back in.
- Nairn0
er.. that was '*KILL*' in a heavily accented Mexican 'I weel *KEEL* j'you' kind of way - not in a verging-on-psycopathy,-wanting- to-buy-a-laser kind of way.
Just to reassure you.
*cough
- skt0
Mmmmm fish toast. Yum. Who the fuck has smoked salmon for their lunch on a Tuesday anyway? Diamonds for tea is it?
- Nairn0
I bet she chews fois-gras chewing gum too, up there in her ivory tower.
- nicko0
Buy a new toaster...
...simple!
- determinedmoth0
Who the fuck has smoked salmon for their lunch on a Tuesday anyway? Diamonds for tea is it?
skt
(Nov 29 05, 05:20)Usually I would own up to such indulgence. However, I am not guilty this time.
Are you sure it was dropped? I recall boult cooking kippers in the toasted sandwich maker once.... that went straight in the bin.
- paraselene0
it was me, moth! do you think the kitchen smells? or am i just being paranoid?
and as for the rest of you lot, i won't have my lunching habits criticised by a pack of scurvy-ridden custard-eaters.
(ta for the advice, btw nairn.)
- kelpie0
ah - I see, I thought this was a thread about Moths new danchall rapper career...
- determinedmoth0
it was me, moth!
paraselene
(Nov 29 05, 05:31)I knew that.
- determinedmoth0
I didn't notice anything in there actually..........
Fish smell is better than McDonalds however so I would forgive you anyway.
- gruntt0
eat a handful of breathmints and blame it on moth.
- paraselene0
true enough. they're always mucking about in there with their grease and ack! *shiver
- determinedmoth0
...pawing HEAT magazine with their filthy mits, gorging on cheese burgers. Ugh.
- Nairn0
cor, that's turning me on slightly, dm
- paraselene0
you're one sick puppy, n.