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- ********0
rasko must have some finely tuned buttcheeks...
- vespa0
"Does perfection exist?
If it did, we'd all be doing it. There'd be a button or something.
But you can get close, and then closer. But never as close as you'd like.
It can become an obsession. A fixation. You forget to have haircuts. Lightboxes wink and taunt you. You learn to grade your dreams. Your pockets packed full of smudged Polaroids. And you start to redesign animals."
(From this year's D&AD Call for Entries - Obsessives Only.)
- rasko40
hmm yes. sadly true. I'm over it now.
to add more detail, it wasn't so much what people said to me, but words that were running through my head, and it was VERY important that the sentence started on the left cheek and finished up on the right, otherwise the reply would be starting on the wrong side or force an overlap, this would clearly interfere with the balance of nature and the world may have come to an end. So basically, my internal conversations would have to exist entirely of sentences with an even count of syllables.
I also had the thing where if I looked one way I would have to look the other which I believe is quite common.
I'm better now. yes. I think.
- jox0
[...] rasko said he used to count out syllables when people were talking to him by clenching his right and left buttcheeks in time to what they were saying. [...]
hahahahaah people are staring at me for lauging so loud.
- vespa0
hahaaaa so what happened if they accidentally weren't even? did you make up an extra syllable in your conversation that didn't make sense (Mark E Smith style "UH!" at the end of each word) or just start shaking uncontrollably and hissing "FINISH ITTTTT!!!" at yourself?
- nessdog0
In supermarkets, I can't take the product at the front of the display, I have to take the one behind it.
If someone is chewing gum, I have to move away from them. It's a phobia.
- JamesEStone0
as a kid i had the weird if you touch something with one hand you had to touch it with the other... but I know a lot of people like that
- mr_snuggles0
When I put food on my plate, nothing can touch each other, which I think is common, but contrary to doing that, when I put a mixture of foods on my fork, it must be perfectly balanced, for example, mixed vegetables - I must have an even distribution of carrot, brocolli and green peas each mouthful...
- JamesEStone0
this is a bit weird... but i used to also be able to hear if a knife and fork were touching... without even seeing...
I have lsot that magic power now
- ********0
when i stay for the night at someones place i always must wake them up in the middle of the night at least once.
innit, snuggles?
;)
- ********0
I still cant think of anything.
There must be something wrong.
- mr_snuggles0
yep, you're worse than our cat for waking us during the evening...
I'm just glad a don't have to let you out to take a piss...
:P
- vespa0
there's nothing wrong moth, you're well adjusted!
- ********0
I still cant think of anything.
There must be something wrong.
determinedmoth
(Nov 22 05, 05:24)Only being able to shake your ass once a day...? Maybe? Having to do it exactly three and a half times would be better though.
- gruntt0
none of us should be allowed to operate heavy machinery.
- ********0
Except me.
- vwsung18t0
when i stare at a wall closeup for awhile, i see spiders even though they're not there
- gruntt0
ah, right. moth you are the driver of the short bus.
(does that make sense over there?)
- crap0
so who do you think the_Teacher is, Janne?
I always put music on in the bathroom when I take a shower.
- ********0
ah, right. moth you are the driver of the short bus.
(does that make sense over there?)
gruntt
(Nov 22 05, 05:42)Is that like the Sunshine Bus?