Your weird must do's
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- jox
Tell me one weird thing you do.
Me:
In my building, there are two elevators side by side, one for 10 people and one for 13. I always have to take the 13:er, even though the 10 is on my level. I believe that if I was to get stuck in it for a really long time - there would be more oxhygen in the bigger elevator so that I wouldn't die as quick.You go.
- Gucci0
i can't touch a public toilet with my ass.... can NOT.
- tasty0
no ass, but your mouth is ok?
- Gucci0
who are you and why are you talking to me?
- MLP0
i ahve to hit refresn on the PVN constantly.
i absolutely can not keep a sock on that gets wet.
i can't listen to boys of summer by don henley.. it creeps the shit out of me
- mayo0
if i am the last one to leave the office, when locking the doors i have to cut my hand on a chipped piece of metal on the door handle so that later in the evening, I can look at my hand and know that I locked the door. Before coming up with that, I would wake up in a panic at 3 am and drive all the way to work to make sure I locked the door.
- sherman0
I cant understand people who cant use the uninal in a group washroom. Instead they go into the stall and piss in the water.
I hate that loud water pissing sound when im silently going at the urinal. Its not like im going to look at your dick?
These people at 30-40 years old - do they live at home with their mom?
- waynepixel0
if i am the last one to leave the office, when locking the doors i have to cut my hand on a chipped piece of metal on the door handle so that later in the evening, I can look at my hand and know that I locked the door. Before coming up with that, I would wake up in a panic at 3 am and drive all the way to work to make sure I locked the door.
mayo
(Nov 21 05, 11:18)I am just going to say. W.T.F !
- vwsung18t0
when there's vertical and horizontal pattern tiles, i have to step on the vertical ones when walking forward.
i also don't flush when i wake up in the middle of the night and goto the bathroom. when i wake up, i goto the bathroom and flush.
- Gucci0
i too, am not a midnight flusher.
and.... i rarely pee standing up, for my father taught me to not annoy ladies by leaving the seat up.
i am less of a man.
- gruntt0
i don't like to be touched for a few minutes after "dropping the kids off at the pool"
- mayo0
yeah, i know waynepixel, that's why it's a "weird must do" :P
- jox0
ouch mayo!! there must be another way - don't you have a camera in your cellphone you can use to photograph the locked door with?
- radar0
they have support groups for that mayo.
- versa0
sherman:
that's me, but only because i hate urine splash on my hands
- mayo0
i've started calling MrMayo and letting him hear me rattle to door, but if doesn't pick up...
- ********0
check I have my keys as I close the door to my flat.
put my foot in the door and take my keys out of my pocket, look at them, put them back in my pocket, close the door, tap my pocket for reassurance that they're still there and then it's good.
- jox0
For the record, I can't use the urinal, and it has nothing to do with parading my schlong. It's just uncomfortable and I can't go. Doesn't even have to be anybody next to me, still can't.
- gruntt0
if you have too many cuts to be able to tell if one is fresh do you take a week off of work to let them heal?
- jox0
gruntt, if you have bad beef tips and gets really sick in your stomach, does that mean no uh-huh for mrs gruntt?
- jox0
Nevermind. Move to strike.