Your weird must do's
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- ********0
I think you all have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
- kelpie0
any time I see a man wearing a blue wooly jumper I have to stand on one leg and say Ave Maria.
true.
- paraselene0
everyone does to a certain extent. my weird must do's are too many to list. but then i was actually diagnosed with ocd as a kid. a lot of people grow out of it.
- paraselene0
(everone has ocd to a certain extent. not everyone must stand on one leg and say ave maria when they see a man wearing a blue wooly jumper to a certain extent.)
- ********0
I feel alienated. I cant think of one thing.
- kelpie0
I made that up Para - not meant to be offensive (?)
- paraselene0
*points at moth and laughs
and kelpie, that was terribly offensive.
*puts kelpie on ignore
- ********0
Every weekday that has a name that starts with the letter F, I have to go out and get cunted.
- ********0
Every weekday that has a name that starts with the letter F, I have to go out and get cunted.
skt
(Nov 22 05, 03:31)I have the same with T's.
- kelpie0
not half as offensive as my faux pas at the end of the rape thread (pointed out by none other than the peerless Mr Carver).
must reign in the righteous indignation ;)
- paraselene0
not half as offensive as my faux pas at the end of the rape thread (pointed out by none other than the peerless Mr Carver).
must rein in the righteous indignation ;)
kelpie
(Nov 22 05, 03:33)i have to correct any spelling errors in other people's posts that i copy and paste...
- ********0
noat haalf aas offenaive aas amy faux paas at the end of the rape thaaread (paointed out by noane othaer than the peeraless Mr Caarver).
muast ain in the righteaous indignaation ;)
kelpiae
(Nov 22 05, 03:33)i havae to corract any spellang erraors in otaher peopale's posts that i coapy and paaste...
paraseleane
(Nov 22 05, 03:34)
- kelpie0
haha.
*curls up into a ball and dies
- paraselene0
g'wan, moth, shake your ass again.
- ********0
g'wan, moth, shake your ass again.
paraselene
(Nov 22 05, 03:36)Oh that treat comes but once a day..
- nicko0
The candlesticks on my TV must be 4 fingers width away from the edge.
If my wife asks if we've got everything when we're travelling I must open the hand luggage to check for tickets and passports. If she asks again 5 mins later I do it all again. I'm beginning to think she does it on purpose.
I must put cutlery in the diswasher in groups, teaspoons in one section, knives in another etc
I always look at my keys just before closing the front door.
The first thing I do when I wake up is go and put bread in the toaster (so that it is stone cold 1/2 hour later)
There's too much to type. Am I fucked up?
- mr_snuggles0
whenever I fart I have to turn my head over both left and right shoulders to see which direction it's emanating from. Then I have an ongoing list where I keep track of which side it's coming from...
- kelpie0
sounds sensible snuggles.
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The candlesticks on my TV must be 4 fingers width away from the edge.If my wife asks if we've got everything when we're travelling I must open the hand luggage to check for tickets and passports. If she asks again 5 mins later I do it all again. I'm beginning to think she does it on purpose.
I must put cutlery in the diswasher in groups, teaspoons in one section, knives in another etc
I always look at my keys just before closing the front door.
The first thing I do when I wake up is go and put bread in the toaster (so that it is stone cold 1/2 hour later)
There's too much to type. Am I fucked up?
nicko
(Nov 22 05, 03:44)mate, from bitter experience I can tell you that most of them are just being careful - I too make a point of looking at my keys in my hand before shutting a self locking door (but only cos I've locked myself out so often). I am constantly checking my passport etc, just in case, too...
your cutlery thing though, thats just insanio man. Insanio...
- vespa0
we had a thread like this aaaages ago and rasko said he used to count out syllables when people were talking to him by clenching his right and left buttcheeks in time to what they were saying.
that killed me, i'm crying again just thinking about it wahaaahaaa
- kelpie0
hahahahaha