Your weird must do's
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- radar0
I keep one earbud in my ear all day at the office, even if I have no music on.
- ********0
For the record, I can't use the urinal, and it has nothing to do with parading my schlong. It's just uncomfortable and I can't go. Doesn't even have to be anybody next to me, still can't.
jox
(Nov 21 05, 11:35)you can get funnel things these days if you want to try it out...
- mayo0
it's not like i make my hand look like vermicelli! Half the time i don't even bleed, i just break the skin so that it welts for like an hour. By the time i get home, i can show MrMayo that i locked the door and if i ask later, he will confirm it. Also, i try not to be the last one in the office more than once or twice a week. On the second night i cut the other hand.
- ********0
:p
- jox0
you can get funnel things these days if you want to try it out...
MX_OnD
(Nov 21 05, 11:41)Like a glory hole?
*laughs uncomfortably, straightens tie
- fullerc0
For the record, I can't use the urinal, and it has nothing to do with parading my schlong. It's just uncomfortable and I can't go. Doesn't even have to be anybody next to me, still can't.
jox
(Nov 21 05, 11:35)I think these guys that can't use a urinal are the same guys that would drop their pants down to their ankles to use the urinal in grade school.
- mg330
I must always have something to read when I'm doing a #2.
I must always apply baby powder to my junk after drying off from showering.
I must bookmark everything.
I must always have the last word.
I must always line up objects with lines near them (a pen on the counter at the bank with the right angle etching in the wooden surface)
I must always attempt to have an aspect of my fashion be superior to those around me.
- shilohous0
save the world from evil one wrong doer at a time
- gruntt0
i like the smell of my asparagus pee.
- jox0
always about toilets for you huh gruntt ^_^
- Gucci0
some of these would be right at home on http://grouphug.us
- Bam0
This is one of the most funny threads since a long time.
- radar0
I have to put my shirt and pants in the dryer every morning with my wet towel after a shower.
- fugged0
I can't take a grumpy at other people's houses or work, but I create masterpieces at home.
My keys and wallet have to be in my pockets when not being used, or I feel lost.
I always click CTRL-C twice to copy shit into the clipboard.
- wilbur0
the area in front of my keyboard has to be spotless
I walk down stairs using the handrail(I don't no why, I'm not afraid of falling)
- fullerc0
I guess this is a "can't" but I can't sleep naked. Even after knockin' boots I have to put my boxers back on. I guess I'm sort of a "Never Nude".
- mg330
fullerc,
I can ONLY sleep naked.
You and I will never be getting married.
- _me_0
if there are peas on a plate of food i'm eating - i eat them all first before touching any other piece of food.
- ********0
before i leave the house for work or anything i have to pet my cat three times before i go. from the top of her head to the tip of her tail all in one motion.
if she's being a little bitch i'll chase her until she holds still for me to pet her.
i've been late to work before chasing her around the house for 15 minutes trying to pet her three times.
now i got smart and give her a treat before i go, which she stops long enough to eat and i'll pet her three times before leaving... counting out each pet. it's my good luck for the day.
- sherman0
I hold my breath when i walk past a person that has a trait i dont want so I dont inhale it.
eg: crusty bald head or drooling drunk man.