Your weird must do's
- Started
- Last post
- 302 Responses
- gruntt0
if i find coffee grounds in the bottom of my cup i have to shave a pony.
- seed0
That toaster thing sounds like a fire hazard.
- foreign0
are you my long lost siamese twin???
designerror
(Nov 21 05, 13:00)nope, no scars here.
- Rodimus790
I never drink from the same spot on a glass, I rotate after each sip/gulp
- seed0
I really pissed my wife off once and she later told me she rubbed my toothbrush inside the toilet bowl. She didn't tell me until after I used it.
- -sputnik-0
i proofread elevator inspection notices
- blackspade0
re: toast.
i have to wait a couple of minutes for my toast to cool down before spreading the butter... i don't like soggy toast and runny butter.
(Nov 21 05, 12:53)
same as my gf, she waves them furiously trying to cool em down in a hurry hehehe
- mayo0
pffft! i proofread everything and giggle when i see an extra space in something (that i didn't work on)
- -sputnik-0
lol!
this is the funniest thread i've read in a long time!
- mayo0
oh, and when someone questions my grammar skills, I will fax them pages and email them links to prove I am right. In fact, I did that this morning about "suspended hyphenations." but only when they say something like "that doesn't exist." if they just say it looks funny, i roll my eyes and do whatever they say.
- fullerc0
I must download every song on the FMT even if I know I won't like it or already own it. I'm a MP3 cleptomaniac!
- gruntt0
mayo - thanks, i haven't been in the anthology in ages.
=)
- mayo0
good work gruntt. however, i will recant that post of you were talking electric shaving. disposable razors only will make it funny.
- ********0
Have to work out three days a week for 2 hours at least per day. I get sick if I don't
- -sputnik-0
after getting off a lift i have to put my right foot in the binding, loosen the binding and re-bind it. otherwise it doesn't feel secure.
doesn't stop me from eating it all the way down tho ;)
- ********0
Everytime I hear a churchbell I do 15 jumpin' jacks and order a pepperoni pizza with hotsauce and chant, 'ooooooooo booboo, oooooo.'
- ross0
i have to sit in the shower for a couple minutes before the half assed cleaning schedule ensues.
The only real relaxing time of the day.
- fullerc0
I must have a beer (or six) after work or I'll get sick.
- ********0
hahhaa lol nice one fullerc
- -sputnik-0
i rarely eat m&ms, but when i do i try to eat same-coloured pairs. i'll even split them up so that they are in opposite sides of my mouth.