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- ********0
with exception of the neighbours it is awesome living in Scotland.
Still at least the prevailing winds come from the North and tend to keep the stench south of the rift.
- kelpie0
well you should definately go to Inverness for a while - you have the whole of the highlands at your fingertips and a fair few castles too - try Cawdor (yes; from MacBeth) it has a tree growing in it. decent.
- kelpie0
so good that you've chosen Scotland btw and not the land of the tatttie munchers, plenty more like mikey carver where he came from pffft ;)
- ********0
the western isles are cool as fuck too, but don't be fooled by the relatively small distances inbetween them...
the roads are often only single track wide and very twisting... ie you'll average 30mph if you're lucky.
If you've got the time go to Harris - the most westernly of the inhabited Hebridees (St Kilda is the most west but is a wildlife sanctuary now... although it used to have a colony of hardy islanders who subsisted on a diet of wind-dried puffin - I shite ye not, look it up)
When you get to the pub give us a shout and we'll show ye how it's done.
- kelpie0
they had webbed feet on st kilda as well. seriously.
no. seriously; webbed feet.
- kelpie0
shallow gene pool. look it up.
- ********0
their fingers evolved too.
It used to be a population that was keenly studied by geneticists.
Also in however many decades / centuries of the colony there was never 1 reported crime nor a single case of adultery.
- ********0
I'm coming to Scotland looking for a lass. Is there anyone you can point for me?
- kelpie0
in a word.
no.
- ********0
Jaz, if you see a lassie here that you think is fit....
she's guaranteed to be foreign too.
the English introduced ugliness to he gene pool here centuries ago.. ask moth ;)
- ********0
hahahaha actually that reminds me.. when I met Mandy she was like
"So tell me is it true that scottish women are the most beautiful in the world?"
"Who the fuck told you that?"
"But don't they all have huge tits?"
"Aye but guts to match"
true.
- chossy0
Go up north and go to the islands, like MX said it's really lovely out there, very secluded romantic and historic. If you are taking a girl with you there is a high chance she will let you beast her out on the heather just a thought.
- ********0
the only thing better than moor beasting is more beasting
- attributed to Chossus Moorus
753 AD
- kelpie0
true dat Choss, nothing like the smell of heather and cowshit to get a chick horny...
- ********0
true dat Choss, nothing like the smell of heather and cowshit to get a chick horny...
kelpie
(Nov 21 05, 08:52)You know that Heather as well?
She does really smell of cowshit too!!
- kelpie0
haha
- seed0
Would the people there be cool to an American or would they call me things like frootbat, wee cunt and fanny? I love your slang btw.
- seed0
"But don't they all have huge tits?"
"Aye but guts to match"
true.
MX_OnD
(Nov 21 05, 08:47)LOL!
- carver0
i think you' probably get an idea of how civilized these people actually are by reading this thread. for a start eating dried puffin, shagging in the heather and chicken shit, 30mph roads, single track, cider..and the way they talk...ock aye a nooooooooooooooo. you'd be better coming out to co.wexford, i'm the vice president of the golf club there, i'll wave your green fee for two days(not a weekend)-if you mail me tonight. ps. i'm on blackberry, but i'll log off when i go to the natalie imbruglia gig!
- ********0
Jaz, if you see a lassie here that you think is fit....
she's guaranteed to be foreign too.
the English introduced ugliness to he gene pool here centuries ago.. ask moth ;)
MX_OnD
(Nov 21 05, 08:45)HAHHAHA ROFL hahahahaa