Bad Design/Art
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- kelpie0
thank god - I crave your cookies K0na...
- kelpie0
dude. gimmie back my deer head.
*puts head back on. dances to electronic mix tape in kate moss style.
------btw KOna I doubt very much you could do anything in a Kate Moss stylee, especially dancing around topless ;)
- kelpie0
waaaaaay more potential for property damage there...
- ********0
i have bigger boobs too.
and usually when i dance around like that someone dies.
- kelpie0
hahaha
- tank0
Dear jay mac,
You sound angry and dissapointed.
Let me set some things straight.1.the whole napoleon 'deer' thing. open your eyes and you will see this is not a dominative style.we live in age where all style are mixed and you pick what you like. i happen to like trashed up drawings like that, although this is totally not my style, on the other hand i like the very technical and sophisticated style of alex ross...you shouldn't think in little in boxes, for me..the more syles the better.
2.please do not mix art with design. It has two totally different purposes.
3.just ley go man, it seems you take everthing way to serious.
i can see this in yout work...please the america with the swastika's? talk about bad concept...thats the most milked out concept in art ever.4. what the fuck is this?
http://www.suburbdesign.com/reco…i have to say...the way you mapilute your stuff is actually a very instinctive way of working..like the drawings in for instance napoleaon dynamite...
hmmm...gues what..you where critizing yourself.
kind regards,
- tank0
it think i will call jay' art
hue/saturism!
- ********0
i heard that ppl who cant design call them selves artist and try to make art
ZING !
- ********0
I think I will call it
Saturate. Hue. Invert. Texturise.
Or just SHIT for short.
- tank0
indeed.it ain't good.
its like my little cousin who just started dablin' in photoshop.
- paraselene0
I think I will call it
Saturate. Hue. Invert. Texturise.
Or just SHIT for short.
skt
(Nov 18 05, 08:58)vying with vespa's GET to FUC for the best acronym of the year.
- nooner0
i disagree. i think that it actually captures a weird uniqueness of whoever is making the "shitty drawing". for me that's better than a bunch of designers coping a computer made technique over and over again.
*runs and dives in closet
- jaymac440
let's see
everyone who took the piss with me has nothing to back up except for Kona and Chossy(Which BTW I like yer stuff) I tried to visit the rest of you tossers websites and I don't see anything. My site definitely is no stunner but at least I have one and I am not afraid of showing the world what I have, like it or not I don't give a fuck what you say. If you can't back it up then shut up. This is really a lot of fun. I haven't laughed at how serious of responses you have given it really made my day. Swastikas aside I have fun creating and people buy it. Yes the Swastikas is over used just like deer but I have a style all my own, you may not like it but you haven't shown me anything that I can see you know what you are talking about. A website does not make some one great but I am out there trying to do things. I am trying rather than sitting back in my parents basements wacking off to some gay porno like you wankers. I am doing it. Are you? Or are you afraid to fail. Failure is a wonderful thing. 'There's no success like failure and failures no success at all' Bob Dylan. No matter what you say I can take it because I can back it up. I've had industry leaders in advertising, marketing, graphic design and the arts and they all like my site. Again I know it isn't the best but it serves its purpose and people always check back for new stuff
- ********0
Fuck deer
it's all about the moose!
- algorithm0
that "style" is shit. I am going to punch the next fuck i see with a god damn doodle site or shirt on right in the face!
It's not design , it's not art . It's a trend, and continue to whore it.
I feel better now, its friday!!!
- t_rock0
go easy there jaymac... yikes. you get your back up because someone criticises you, but you sure were quick to jump all up on ol' Cy there now weren't you? Art and design are pretty subjective. I personally like some of the naive, illustrative styles showing up these days, but not all of it. Some of it is done well, some it not so well.
- jpolk0
INDUSTRY LEADERS LIKE??? You don't have ONE piece for a actual real client...
i was going to rip you apart the way skt did, when i first saw this thread, but i decided it was kind of immature to pwn some half assed, garbage designer - in case you were 14 and learning on a haxxored copy of photoshop. then you come in here spouting a bunch of bullshit like you're Herb fucking Lubalin? Industry Leaders? LOL. What, the assistant manager @ the McDonalds you work @? Delusional.
On the real, you don't have a single decent piece. Your site, itself, is awful. I wouldn't use you as a production artist; infact, the only thing you have down pat is the 'designer ego'.
I won't knock your 'fine art' because these things are subjective, but i will say, i would not be very nice if i saw any of that stuff in a gallery...
Give me a goddamned break, you fucking loser.
p.s. - People in Houston are not qualified to nominate anyplace the "arsehole of the world"
p.p.s - lose the fake accent.
p.p.p.s. - this is my preemptive "i'm too busy to make a portfolio site to impress dorks on messageboards, and i can't handle any additional work anytime soon" statement
p.p.p.s.s - nobody wants to buy a print of these:
http://www.suburbdesign.com/drea…
http://www.suburbdesign.com/blue…
- t_rock0
ahaha. ahh. man. now that's funny.
oucha!
- ********0
Here you go jaymac. You really want to see something? This is what I made for myself two years ago (which you quoted me on) to get my first job as a web designer. As I said before, it worked.
http://www.socket-studios.co.uk/…
Take it to pieces. Go on.
Cock.
Hat.
- tank0
dear jaymac.
i eat 'designers' like you for breakfast.
i am currently workin' at a new site...
i work on variety of clients wich include coca cola, stella artois, campbells, arcelor, jo crepain architects,
just now i did the design of new line of shops.
http://www.oasia-stores.comin my freetime i work for a few big belgian architects and musicians, i do broadcast work for a variety of tv stations.
i direct, film en do the postproduction of videoclips.oh yeah, i just graduated a year ago and i'm already junior art director at my firm..the points i made where valuable.
if you want namedropping there it is, you art-fucker designer wannabe.
go back under the rock you come from.
i rarely los my temper..but you acclompished this.do the rest, i'm sorry for my ugly display here but i'm quite pissed at this 'jaymac'....