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- digitalswarm0
Recent Aspirations:
-----------------------I decided that this morning that in the spirit of fat jewish dudes like Ron Jeremy, I am going to break into pornography. I immediately placed a call to a lady photographer friend of mine, who is going to shoot my portfolio. After scouring the internet, I discovered that it is far easier for dudes to break into porn in the UK. Jyeah. So I'm going to get that AIDS test, take some shots of me butt naked, eating quiche, and having intimate relations with a ladyfriend (i know one or two that will do it for some oxycontin), and will have my portfolio sent to a British pornographic production company. Wish me luck.
What should my porno name be? I'm thinking Rufio, like the dude from "Hook"
- radar0
does this guy just email you random musings?
- digitalswarm0
His Haiku
"Thick Jelly Sandals/ Having brunch with Val Kilmer/ big things big rings Jeah."
- gruntt0
lol.
so what's this guy's story? how do you know him and what does he do... besides crack me the hell up?
- radar0
I think he said he's getting into porn.
- smellvetica0
More, more, more...
- jeppe0
make him write a book
- blackspade0
" I'm thinking Rufio, like the dude from "Hook""
RU-FI-O!!
classic
- skelly0
if this dude had a reality show it would be the most hated/loved thing ever.
- digitalswarm0
Heavy Petting:
- digitalswarm0
"Turtlenecks are amazing. I never get down with them because they itch my fat jewish neck, but a man in a merlot ribbed turtleneck is DOING THE DAMN THING. y/h.
i love a good mock. ribbed mock is delicious as well."