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- digitalswarm0
Recent Aspirations:
-----------------------I decided that this morning that in the spirit of fat jewish dudes like Ron Jeremy, I am going to break into pornography. I immediately placed a call to a lady photographer friend of mine, who is going to shoot my portfolio. After scouring the internet, I discovered that it is far easier for dudes to break into porn in the UK. Jyeah. So I'm going to get that AIDS test, take some shots of me butt naked, eating quiche, and having intimate relations with a ladyfriend (i know one or two that will do it for some oxycontin), and will have my portfolio sent to a British pornographic production company. Wish me luck.
What should my porno name be? I'm thinking Rufio, like the dude from "Hook"