Mail Order
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- digitalswarm0
Update:
This is the man behind the music, cooking quiche on acid.
- skelly0
hahahahahaha
- skelly0
i'm dyin!
- digitalswarm0
And here's another pic of the hero:
- chz0
he's not big on clothes is he?... he should get a holster for his 9mm and do away with the tighties all together.
- digitalswarm0
More ramblings...
------------------------"There are so many things that makes New York the epic of all epics.
First off, I hear these two middle aged black women talking on the train yesterday, having the wildest conversation mad loud.
Loud Woman 1: I shouldn't have been messing with him anyway, because he was a married man, but hell! That ain't my problem, you know what I'm saying? He spent the night, and we had relations, you know what I'm saying? Then I wake up and he is gone, and so is my money. Thirty-five dollars. It wasn't the money, but the principle of the thing, you don't take shit from me. You just don't. So I got my .38, and I went over to his house, and his wife is all up in my face, saying "He wasn't with you last night, get out of here," and I say, "Oh yes he was, bitch, why don't you smell his dick? He was with me, go ahead, smell his dick." I didn't mean to shoot him. I just wanted my money; and then he started to c! ome out the door, and in my mind he was getting ready to hit me, so I shot him in the kneecap. Then I stood there until the cops showed up.
Woman 2- mmmmmmmmhmmmmmm. that's what you had to do.
Woman 1- damn straight. "
- radar0
so did he marry the crazy Ukranian chick yet or what?
- spiralstarez0
Solid! HA HA
- digitalswarm0
I don't think he married her. I think he dumped her.
- ********0
love it!!!!
- chz0
that dude needs his own reality show.
- ********0
dude, the pictures of him are fucking ace.
hahaha. i love how the guy just does everything in his underwear all causal like.
HAHAHHAHAHA!
- ********0
DUDE! upon further review IT'S JIMMY!
- digitalswarm0
Oh boy.
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Things I learned from going to Disney World last week for the first time as an adult*:
1. You can't take your shirt off and try to slow dance with Minnie Mouse.2. Your pockets can only fit 8 muffins at a time from the continental buffet.
3. Trying to sit in the kids section and get picked to be slimed at Nickelodeon studios when you have a beard and smell like cigarettes won't work.
4. Don't pee in bushes, the security is fabulous.
*adult is a relative term. I'm a grown-ass man and a giant infant
- 4040
AWESOME....F-ING AWESOME....
- ********0
i really need to have a few beers with this guy.
our story would be epic.
and, i have a strange feeling, bloody.
- ********0
good chet .... LMAO
- digitalswarm0
The Main Man on Chatrooms:
--------------------"i used to go into AOL chatrooms like "Looking for Black Love 4" and start talking some wild brokeback shit like "I'll give any of you dudes a shampoo handjob." The dudes in there would start wiiilding on me.
- ********0
90% of them are dudes trying to scam your @sses hahaha
- gruntt0
how on earth have i missed this thread???
my god that mail order bride stuff was hilarious.