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  • digitalswarm0

    Oh boy.
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    Things I learned from going to Disney World last week for the first time as an adult*:
    1. You can't take your shirt off and try to slow dance with Minnie Mouse.

    2. Your pockets can only fit 8 muffins at a time from the continental buffet.

    3. Trying to sit in the kids section and get picked to be slimed at Nickelodeon studios when you have a beard and smell like cigarettes won't work.

    4. Don't pee in bushes, the security is fabulous.

    *adult is a relative term. I'm a grown-ass man and a giant infant

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