my guido is depresst
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- swollenelbow0
oh oh i got it, get him a chicken or steak taco bell grande. he's sure to ask if your grillin...and if he does say it's not dagrillin, it's digiorno's.
- canuck0
What is a guido? Is it a type of animal?
- elpaso0
tanning salon vouchers
- _niko0
how was the BJ? wow that was 4 years ago, what's a 43yo guido look like?
- _niko0
earings, lip gloss, pencil eybrows, waxed legs, brazilian wax...they're pretty much chicks.
I blame the synthetic estrogen in plastic water bottles.
- twokids0
I think the bj is right, but in an unusual spot, like the kitchen, along with a nice comment on his package. That should give him a glow for quite a while.
whatever you do, don't get him the Pearl Jam reissue discussed in another post! that will make him feel old!
- Douglas0
GuidoBeach is back online!!!
- ********0
These guys have reverse body dysmorphic disorder.
- 23kon0
buy him some plastidip
- ********0
- OSFA0
hahaha, I'm between these retards and LOLcats!
MOAR!!!




