my guido is depresst
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- tehgee
so , my guido is turning 39 and hes liek, all upset by it any ideas how i can cheer him up?
- e-pill0
give him a bj!!!!!
duuhh!!!
:)
- jox0
lol
- mr_snuggles0
try getting him a newer model with less mileage...
or the BJ...
- GrammaSeff0
aqua velva refill
- tehgee0
i am seriously laughing hysterically
- koolbavaria0
squeeze your tits together in front of him, that will get him mooovinn :-)
- mr_snuggles0
since when do you need to be hot to flaunt the boobies or give a BJ. Men don't concern themselves with such details..
- GrammaSeff0
get him a new puma track suit
with new fall colors or someshit
- mr_snuggles0
now to clarify, by guido, you mean uncle, right?
- ********0
burberry carseats
- koolbavaria0
uncle, boyfriend whats the difference :-) j/k but if bf, get him drunk, massage him with oil, sensualize the whole thing, not the normal routine, he will love you long time :-))
- GrammaSeff0
viagra and a walker
- ********0
eightball and warm gin
- ********0
dinner in expensive italian restaurant, followed by eightball and warm gin
- mr_snuggles0
followed by a warm BJ and new puma track suit...
- ********0
buy him some testosterone and compliment his 'bulge'
- e-pill0
oh if its a 39yr old guido, get him the best of Cynthia and Johhny - O, TKA, Noel, Stevie B, Fancination, Debbie Deb, Peter Fontaine, The Latin Rascals, Coro, Samatha Fox, India, and Judy Torres.
or get him a used 1987 IROC with cigarette burns in the back seats.
or get him a Mo-Mo steering wheel and new white lace-less keds and some Sergio Tachini jumpsuits.
or just do the BJ!!!!!!
:)
- peteski0
do his laundry
(even if you're doin it already)
- instantok0
new gold chain?
and also a bj in a used '87 IROC