my guido is depresst
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- mayo0
make an edible gee doll out of power bars.
- Point50
this thread made my day...
a bj would make it better!
- e-pill0
give him a blow-pop and you give him a bj!!!
:)
- ********0
dvd of "Perfect" starrring Jamie Lee Curtis and John Travolta and some blow
- mayo0
Give him the latest issue of Maxim and some fiber.
- ********0
buy him a bottle of rogaine so he never loses all that chest hair.
- ********0
If there is one thing I know it's guidos. Buy him some hair gel and a button down shirt, but remove the top 7 buttons.
- MLP0
get him some flourescent shirts, chest wax, a mini backpack and a gift certificate to aveda
- mr_snuggles0
how about one of those little Italian flag stickers that Italians always put on the back of their lowered Civics and 'Stangs..
And of course a photo of his mother, since that's the only woman he'll ever love...
- GreedoLives0
a tub of "Wave n Groom" pomade, DJ Tiesto's greastest hits, and a Conan the Barbarian poster.
And, oh yeah, a BJ.
- ********0
buy him a new gold toof
- GreedoLives0
and a gold toof care kit. a really tiny shammy.
- ********0
get him a showering cap
all dem fuckers wear showering caps. and a pair of fuzzy dice for the rearview mirror.
- mayo0
get him Air Supply's Greatest Hits and a salami hoagie shaped like Cybil Shepard as Martha Stewart.
- GreedoLives0
get him those hightop basketball sneaks that light up with every step he takes. maybe trick em out a bit, customized license plates, get that underglow going etc
- mr_snuggles0
oh and those jeans that have the strip that lights up running down the side, Pure Playaz i think they're called...
- ********0
wash his IROC with your boobs
- mayo0
get him a Doo-Rag and like 7 tamales.
- Point50
wash his IROC with your boobs
kOna
(Sep 27 05, 13:03)
--------------------------HAHAHHA!
- GrammaSeff0
make him a deputy stunta