my guido is depresst
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- ********0
tell him you found his long lost cousin and send him a link to the icy hot stunaz.
- peteski0
a day spa gift certificate - maybe the one in River Edge Mall.
and then do his laundry.
- ********0
buy him some new tube socks to work out in and a mustache comb
- tehgee0
peteski i LOVE cooking (esp gravy) and doing laundry - youd think id ahve a guido boyfrient by now :/ haha
- ********0
you like to cook? hmmm... cook for him with your boobs.
- GrammaSeff0
give him some grape drink baby
sugar, water, purple
- ross0
have you tried dumping him over the phone?
- ********0
- GreedoLives0
this shirt
+ airbrush his name on the back and dip the whole thing in old spice.
- tehgee0
i think he wears drakkar and i think i liek it :P!
- ********0
give hin the traditional nt lack of sympathy
- mayo0
HAHHAHahahahaa smelling Drakkar reminds me of 8th grade.
Bless his heart. Get him some acid wash MC Hammer pants and a pocket comb that looks like a switchblade.
- gruntt0
gift basket of...
- mr_snuggles0
get him a job, no more piggybacking off of the good, God-fearing, red-blooded, tax-payers of new Jersey...
- ********0
Look, keep it simple.
a) bj
b) drive him to his mammas house for some manicotti
c) pick him up
d) bj
That's it really. And I know you want to tell jokes and stuff, but no talking during the bj, unless it's to comment on his sexy drakkar smell or, um...well you know...
- ********0
praise his bowstaff skills
- chossy0
Cover yourself in little cakes and say if you can eat all these babies off me in one sitting then you get the pump me afterwards.
- ********0
next time he comes over open the door wearing only whip cream on your boobs and crotch area.
wait. that won't work. too expensive with all those cans of whip cream you'll need.
I KEED!
- chossy0
Touch his ponis and repeat until it spits at you, at this point I can garuantee he will be happy.
- robotron3k0
bj, pfft... that's sooo 2004!
how about you let him give you a donkey punch!