Saw my ex
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- jocks
I saw my ex today walking next to a bald headed low-life crackhead with insanely huge feet. I was sitting in a restaurant so she didn't see me, however I got a pretty good view of her and her new toy boy. I noticed HIM before I noticed my ex, which explains how much he stood out in a crowd.
At first I thought, there's no way in hell... but as they were waiting to cross the street, they start to hug and kiss. My beef stroganoff I had started to enjoy just before the beauty and the beast walked passed the window begun to taste bitter. YIIIIECCH! I can't believe it!!
Now that I've had time to absorb it I'm beginning to feel disgusted. When I first saw it I laughed thinking "that's the best you can do?!". But the fact that I'm a crotch sibling with some scum makes me wanna hurl! And what does that make me? WORSE than him? Does she tell him "oh you're much better than jox" while they're doing it?. Thank you, dear ex girlfriend for ruining my day. Clearly there's a shortage on the meat market and you have to settle for anything.
Sincerely,
Jocks
(yeah, she knows my 'real' nickname and that I was a frequent NTer, better not let her in on my thoughts)
- Point50
That sucks. Don't get yourself down. You have to understand that the next person that your ex dates isn't necessarily going to be "better" than you. in you opinion. That person jus has something to offer...
...in this case he probably had a schlong to match those enormous feet
- pascii0
this happens. cure = new gf
- ********0
this happens. cure = new gf
pascii
(Jul 6 05, 06:24)yep, or in my case. new city.
- mrdobolina0
damn that sucks. I see an old girlfriend and her goofy husband once in a while and my heart skips a beat. it's wierd.
- kelpie0
shit man, for your own sanity try not to dwell on it, sounds quite similar to someone an ex of mine started seeing after me (did he have copious amounts of piercings and one of those ear stretching wood circles?). She'll be with him cos he's different to you and as we all know how spiffing you are old chap, this guy must suck really bad :)
be cool Jocks.
- piers0
Yea, happened to me too. Sucks. Solution, new country, new girlfriend.
- jocks0
Well, I wouldn't say I'm 'down'. I don't really know how to feel. I don't even have a teeeeny tiny bit of feelings left for her, but it still disgusts me, knowing that ugly ass bald-headed hermit humps her in the bed we bought together!
Infact, I would actually be happy for her if she got herself a nice looking man.
- paraselene0
it's a rebound. won't last and she'll regret ever having allowed her skin to make contact with his. mark my words.
- ********0
It's a strange thing running into someone that you have shared all of your secrets and idiosyncrasies with, takes about 2 seconds before you can push each others buttons, good or bad. hopefully its good though, cuz it can be real fun.
- jocks0
I wonder if she calls HIM pumpkin too. That so doesn't fit him.
- snuggles0
She used to always tell me how inadequate you were in bed, but then I just gave her a mouthful...
Hope this helps..
haha, j/k, you shoulda just thrown your stroganoff at her..
- shaft0
I got an email from my ex gf that she will be coming here for three weeks after 5 years in Australia. She says she wants our photos back (wtf !?)
"Unfortunately", I will be out of country at the time.
- jocks0
hahah snuggles, i KNEW somebody would do that.
- snuggles0
there's a big void that needs filled without dinky around, I'm willing to chip in and do my part...
- Point50
It's a strange thing running into someone that you have shared all of your secrets and idiosyncrasies with, takes about 2 seconds before you can push each others buttons, good or bad...
magicpatch
(Jul 6 05, 06:32)
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Yeah, I guess that is what hurts. Never thought about it like that before.
- shaft0
note to self:
jocks = pumpkin
- jocks0
hahaha dont use that against me!
- ********0
Hey point, yeh well i guess thats from my own experience. there are a couple of girls out there that can kill my heart with just a couple of words, simply because i will always care about them, even love still in some cases. girls rule.
- ornj0
Yeah don't worry too much about it. I see the trash my ex goes out with as sweet revenge. All her friends are absolutely in love with me and she is off running an STD collection.
Just think of how much better off you are than her.
- shaft0
hahaha dont use that against me!
jocks
(Jul 6 05, 06:37)
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C'mon, you know we wouldn'tpumpkin