self bio?
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vwsung was born and raised by a pack of rabid chincillas in the galapagose islands in the late 70s. he was taught the ways of the chinchilla which included snuggling, rolling, and ripping the villagers eyes out for fun.
at the age of 22 he became a chin chilla man and after the ceremonial sending off celebration... bitches... of putting on a pair of muddy boots and trampling all over eddie murphys white couch he was on his way to bigger and better couches.
along the way he came across a blind wise man named joe joe the idiot boy and learned much from his as he was stealing his wallet looking for his blockbuster card. it was then he noticed a young strapping man with chiseled muscles and flowing hair driving a 66 vette did he realize his true calling in life. a male model.
when that didn't pan out he turned to computers.
:)