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- piperboytoy0
I have told him no in 2 emails. hopefully he will leave me alone.
please pray for me!
- designerror0
pull a jevad™ on him
FUCK OFF!
jevad
(any m/d/y, any:time)works wonders
- sajets_v20
Dear Pig Fucker
Fuck Off
Yours sincearly
.....You can copy/paste this template "Fuck Off" letter right now and pay later.
- Witt0
if you're too reply, don't get personal or enter any explanations. he'll grab the chance instantly for other mails or phone calls. Break the familiarity
be blunt, as if you don't even remeber him.
"Hello John,
I will not be able to host you around the city.
Piperdude.
- kelpie0
you do run the risk of him accepting your kind offer of chocolatry though, so be prepared to end the problem with a heavy doorstop or some other handy blunt object =)
- sajets_v20
Tell your gay like chossy said.
Then tell him that you only have 1 bed but i think we'll manage. Then that you plan to invite some sailor friends over to some party. It'll be fun!
- chossy0
Tell him you are all the way gay and you would love for him to stay for as long as he wants but he has to bunk up with you but your cool with it as long as he is :D
- nUBBER0
senf him the link to this post :)
- sajets_v20
If he insists of meeting, go rent a Nazi uniform and shave your head. That'll scare him and his friend off.
- Short0
ahhhh just give the guy a chance... forgive man...
- Short0
ahhhh just give the guy a chance... forgive man...
- designerror0
hollywood makes at least one b movie a year based on a true story simular to yours.. . but dont worry, it never happen in real life....
- designerror0
he is gonna kill you once he find out you dont like him..
- Engage_London0
Is he mental? I'd be scared!
- caseyc0
No problem, good luck.
- shaft0
yesh, a shtring of murdersch!
- jamble0
Just tell him if he turns up you'll phone the police and tell them you suspect he's a terrorist or that you will tell them you think he's responsible for a string of unsolved crimes in your area!
- piperboytoy0
i thought I was being straight forward in my last email, but since you put it that way, I think I have been beating around the bush.
If he responds, i will definitely let him have it. i'll also let you guys know too.
thanks for your advice.
- caseyc0
Stop beating around the bush, man! Tell that fool that you have no interest in catching up and he is not to show up at your work or contact you in any way. You should also mention that this will be your last communication with him so he need not reply, you wont.
- piperboytoy0
I don't know but he has been like that since I first met him at school. I guess people never change.