unwelcomed visitor
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- Crouwel0
tell him about newstoday and show him this thread
Hans
(Jul 10 05, 18:08)winner suggestion!
;D
- Hans0
tell him about newstoday and show him this thread
- anzelina0
hey i'm going to be in banff this summer! can i crash at your place?
juuuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding.
thanks for all that info that you sent me before, i'm getting so psyched! i'm definitely doing the drive to jasper, via the icefields highway or whatever it's called. we're driving up from washington state so i'll have a car already there.
wahoo!
- Jaline0
Or you could send some scary messages/letters to him saying that if he leaves his house someone will sniper him.
- Crouwel0
I will. Most likely he will show up at my work, and i will have to slam the door in his face.
piperboytoy
(Jul 10 05, 16:55)take pics!
- Jaline0
If there's nothing you can do to stop him, just do what jox suggested. It should keep him away for good. Otherwise, maybe you could stay in your house and don't answer the door if it's him? Or just ignore him maybe. Or just say you're really busy and need some quiet time to get lots of work done.
- designerror0
hahaha
- agentfour0
its pretty hard not to find people in banff tho. haha. It'll take 15 minutes for him to do a complete lap of town and knock on every office door.
- piperboytoy0
I will. Most likely he will show up at my work, and i will have to slam the door in his face.
- Crouwel0
or pass him the address of the worst crackhouse in the worst neighbourhood in town.
- Crouwel0
go for it, edvin!
and report back to us!
:D
- piperboytoy0
I guess I will have to tell him the truth! But all my friends will think I'm rude!
- designerror0
tell him that you don't like him and that noone ever liked him and that in school he was known as the biggest mooch and that you'd rather kill yourself than see him. that should work.
toastie
(Jun 25 05, 14:48)
- Crouwel0
jox idea is much better, though!
- Crouwel0
hahaha too bad i only discovered this thread now. this jsut screams for smartass answers.
tell him he's welcome but has to bring the lubricant, and ask him if he likes rainbow patterned satin sheets. then tell him you will shave yourself just for his visit...and that there is no way your HIV will be transferred with these xtra strong Durex you got..
- JazX0
E. don't do it. Make up an excuse, you don't want unwanted visitors. Bad news....
:(
- piperboytoy0
OMG, I responded to this guy saying I'm really busy and I'm going on holidays the week before he comes and working freelance too. I bcc my friends and included this at the end of my email:
"Do you think he will still come up to see me? I really don’t want to see him at all. Help me write something that will stop him from any contact."My friends thought I was so rude to include that, but obviously I'm not as rude as that guy!!
OK today I got a response from this guy still insisting I take him around and show him the sights? WTF? doesn't he get it?
What else can I do??
- jox0
omg no! wait!! Here's what you should do - invite him! BUT..
You should decorate your place with extremely sick shit. Cut-outs of serial killer articles, and thousands of pictures of random women, some of them with kitchen knives through them. Go to the butchers and get some really bloody meat. Wrap it up nicely and put it in your fridge, in transparent bags. (this is gonna be great for later when you tell him mi casa su casa and that he can grab a beer from the fridge) And as you show him around, you go like "oh, yeah, these little things...yeah, i love women... a little hobby of mine."
omg that would be so much fun, i'll help you decorate!
- enjine0
...any lie will work.
hahahhahahhahhaha
jdcomba
(Jun 25 05, 14:46)perfection.
10 points.
- jdcomba0
send him an email and be like alright, but we have to go here the first night...
http://www.zionjc.com/