If _____ ______ was an IPOD.
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If I were an Ipod it would be a sexy mutha fcka, oh and it would be sensitive to negative comments on the PVN for site critiques.
- Jaline0
:)
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If 2advanced were an Ipod it would be all in flash.
- Jaline0
or it would be flashy!
If I were an iPod, I'd be edible.
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oooooo Jaline..behave :)
- Jaline0
j/k
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if george w. was an ipod all the hooks to your favorite songs would be mispronounced and misread.
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and he would advise Apple of new STRATEGERIES on how to market it.
- Jaline0
If kingjulien was an iPod, all the music would be reminiscent of a captivating speech.
- mg330
If Katie Holmes mouth was an ipod, the click wheel would smell like nachos, ground meat, fingernails, string cheese, envelope adhesive, boogers, Whoppers, gummy bears, milk thistle tea, espresso, Combos, Fritos, burritto burps, refried beans, martini olives, gin, roast beef of a deli tray, wasabi, fried chicken, lettuce stumps, sour cream, caviar, hot champagne, and a small bit of blood she sucked out of her sinuses.
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If cheech were an Ipod he would try to smoke his ear BUDS
- Jaline0
or reminiscent of those tape-recorded books
- chossy0
If I was an Ipod I would throw myself in the bin.
- Jaline0
If Katie Holmes mouth was an ipod, the click wheel would smell like nachos, ground meat, fingernails, string cheese, envelope adhesive, boogers, Whoppers, gummy bears, milk thistle tea, espresso, Combos, Fritos, burritto burps, refried beans, martini olives, gin, roast beef of a deli tray, wasabi, fried chicken, lettuce stumps, sour cream, caviar, hot champagne, and a small bit of blood she sucked out of her sinuses.
mg33
(May 27 05, 09:03)i just threw up in my mouth a little bit
- mayo0
if tara|gee were an iPod, all your songs and all the menues would be written in phonetic jersey.
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if that 80s video game was an ipod all your ipods are belong to us
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haha... 80s?!?
- mayo0
no wait, wait...
If tara|gee were an iPod and you were charging her battery, when she was fully charged, the screen would say TAKE OUT!
okay, that was really bad.
- Jaline0
Hahaha, I keep typing up still and thinking of better ones two seconds later.
- ********0
if a vagina was an ipod i would never leave the house