If _____ ______ was an IPOD.
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- JazX0
If GreedoLoves was an iPod, I'd load gay tunes from the likes of Wham!, George Michael and Erasure into it.
- irrelevant0
If Bin Laden were an iPOD I would unwrap the turbin off the top, put it in a box and mail it to myself and smash it with a hammer.
- irrelevant0
wouldn't it already come preloaded like that Jax?
- JazX0
If the Dixie Chix were iPods, I'd burn them all in a ring of fire, just like the Nazi's did with Bibles.
- kelpie0
If JazX were an iPod I'd keep it in a little locked box in teh corner and love it forever whilst feeding it raw meat and poking it through a hole with a sharp stick then I would tar it and let it out into society on full moons and stuff and, and...
oh fuck
*brain haemorrhage
- silencer0
If my girlfriend was an iPod, I'd buy a shuffle.
- JazX0
If Peter North or John Holmes were an iPod I'd shove them in a wee wee.
- todelete__20
if i were an ipod you would wonder why it's pants were always off
- snuggles0
If I was an I-pod I'd finally be cool and trendy
- JazX0
If Jennifer Aniston were an iPod, I'd upgrade for the Angelina Jolie model.
- irrelevant0
If a hummer were an iPod, one song per battery.
- JazX0
If kelpie was an iPod, I'd paint over the ultra pink default color or possibly return it for a Kuz flavor.
- spongebob0
If spongebob was an IPOD, it'll be one with the 60GB hard dick.
- JazX0
ohh snap.
If I was an iPod, I'd be the 80GB variety with wheels!
- spendogg0
If Grafholic was an IPod it would be banana yellow and be on shuffle all day
- todelete__20
if bin laden was in ipod i would flush it's little quran down the toilet and laugh
- irrelevant0
If Jay-Z were an IPod it would come with spinning ear buds
- JazX0
If grafholic was an iPod, I'd buy it.
- _salisae_0
you really hate me
- JazX0
nope