If _____ ______ was an IPOD.
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- JazX0
sexy sali! ;)
- _salisae_0
hahahhahahahaahaha ... funneh
- JazX0
if the guy on the crane was in iPod, I'd test to see if it could withstand a 300 foot fall.
- e-pill0
if steve jobs creates another generation ipod, i will quit the accessory industry.
- e-pill0
if my commodore64™ was an ipod™ i would play karateka on the subway.
- _salisae_0
oh that one hurt
- JazX0
If Jennifer Aniston were an iPod, I'd upgrade for the Angelina Jolie model.
- JazX0
If the Dixie Chix were iPods, I'd burn them all in a ring of fire, just like the Nazi's did with Bibles.
- JazX0
if giacomo were an iPod, he would worth much more than $399 max.
- honest0
If my wife was an IPOD, I'd turn her volume down and switch her over to reduced treble.
- mayo0
if kOna were an iPod, he would not be available in Reno.
HAHAHahahaha, sorry, i'm kidding kOna.
- todelete__20
if a vagina was an ipod i would never leave the house
- Jaline0
Hahaha, I keep typing up still and thinking of better ones two seconds later.
- mayo0
no wait, wait...
If tara|gee were an iPod and you were charging her battery, when she was fully charged, the screen would say TAKE OUT!
okay, that was really bad.
- todelete__20
haha... 80s?!?
- todelete__20
if that 80s video game was an ipod all your ipods are belong to us
- mayo0
if tara|gee were an iPod, all your songs and all the menues would be written in phonetic jersey.
- Jaline0
If Katie Holmes mouth was an ipod, the click wheel would smell like nachos, ground meat, fingernails, string cheese, envelope adhesive, boogers, Whoppers, gummy bears, milk thistle tea, espresso, Combos, Fritos, burritto burps, refried beans, martini olives, gin, roast beef of a deli tray, wasabi, fried chicken, lettuce stumps, sour cream, caviar, hot champagne, and a small bit of blood she sucked out of her sinuses.
mg33
(May 27 05, 09:03)i just threw up in my mouth a little bit
- chossy0
If I was an Ipod I would throw myself in the bin.
- Jaline0
or reminiscent of those tape-recorded books