If _____ ______ was an IPOD.
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- snuggles0
If streamhub was an Ipod I would use it as a butt-plug and keep it on repeat..
- sherman0
If Newstoday was an iPod my battery would always be dead.
- mangosnot0
If some jag off didn't steal my ipod last year, I would not be bitter.
- spongebob0
If salisae was an Ipod I'd adjust the volume all day long just to find an excuse to carress her with.
- todelete__20
if a rusty knife was an ipod i would be on here talking about how i stab hobos with an ipod
- Jaline0
If Jox was an iPod, I'd hit it.
- mangosnot0
hey I like hobos...
- spongebob0
If grayhood's cumshots was an Ipod, it'd be white in colour.
Hey wait...
- _salisae_0
ironically, rand is an ipod
- Jaline0
If Shari was an iPod, it would be on the list of the 'top 5 things you would take with you if your house was on fire'.
- todelete__20
if kuz was an ipod i would have ignored it the entire time i was at best buy
- _salisae_0
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
omg that is that nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
:....)
- spendogg0
If kOna was an IPOD, it would have a skintight cover and have arms and legs that would bulge and flex every time you touch his wheel.
- Jaline0
hahah, omg this thread is hilarious
- anzelina0
If Bin Laden were an iPOD I would unwrap the turbin off the top, put it in a box and mail it to myself and smash it with a hammer.
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(May 27 05, 08:17)
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- todelete__20
if kona was an ipod and i adjusted the volume would i be fondling myself?!?
- todelete__20
if jaline was an ipod she would secretly want to do me
- gruntt0
if i were an ipod you'd look at it all weird and say "is that ipod gaining weight?"
- _salisae_0
if JALINE were an ipod i would actually buy one and keep her in my pocket
- irrelevant0
you are correct anzelina..
If anzelina were an Ipod she would be the Ken Jennings version.