f*ckers!
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- ThreeSevenFive0
If you're able to leave, do it.
It won't get any better there.
- mxhxr100
i'll come and beat the crap out of him, if you wish.
- anzelina0
i'll come and beat the crap out of him, if you wish.
mxhxr10
(May 27 05, 07:23)
________________yes, i do wish.
- ********0
sweet silencer
- liquid0
yo I would seriously confront the guy..... and wait until he goes out to lunch..... then swap monitors....and when he says something.... just be like....well you did it to me when I was out sick...you didnt expect me to play fair now did you?
they told me it was mine....sorry
- anzelina0
i think i'll wait until the boss steps out to lunch [we have one big room here] and then say, okay, thomas, i hope you've had fun borrowing my monitor, i'd like it back now.
that way i'm being light-hearted about it, but also serious.
- ********0
that way i'm being light-hearted about it, but also serious.
anzelina
(May 27 05, 07:32)no, no, rather something like this:
"look f*ckface m*therf*cker, give me back the monitor that was supposed to be given to me. I'm more talented than you anyway, so either give it to me or I will hack into your local system and delete everything that looks remotely connected to you in any way."
- liquid0
I like that plan better
- anzelina0
it's no wonder i have dreams of gouging people's eyes out
- silencer0
with a blunt pencil...ouch!
- ********0
it's no wonder i have dreams of gouging people's eyes out
anzelina
(May 27 05, 07:40)yes, see now you are getting it
- anzelina0
it was with spoons
- anzelina0
and bare hands another time
- Jaline0
just using your fingers does the job nicely
- ********0
go to the woods and get a racoon. put it in a pillowcase and bring it to work. spin the pillowcase around a bit to really piss him off while he's in it. then let it loose in his office.
when he comes back from lunch he's a dead man. racoons are mean as fuck.
- Mal0
Visine in his coffee, that will give him the shits.
- ********0
go to the woods and get a racoon. put it in a pillowcase and bring it to work. spin the pillowcase around a bit to really piss him off while he's in it. then let it loose in his office.
when he comes back from lunch he's a dead man. racoons are mean as fuck.
kOna
(May 27 05, 07:46)hahah lol
- ********0
what's it like working with one of those 30 inch monitors? Is it almost too much real estate to feel comfortable with?
- anzelina0
UPDATE!
gathering around the monitor, boss says to coworker "you don't deserve this, anzie was supposed to have it"
so i walk over. i look at the monitor and realize / remember that the resolution is crap and huge, it is pretty much ridiculous. it would be of no help to me unless i could make the resolution smaller.
so i say, it's okay, i don't need it, it's pretty much ridiculous.
thomas aka jerkface says i can use his old monitor. i reject it, it's blurry.
boss says, i'll get you a nice one.
YAY
- ********0
J*sus H. Chr*st, after all that sh*t we told you.
ehhhhhhhhh. anti-climactic