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- ApeRobot0
Got almost the same story with spacecake, it was out of control.
I've never being so high, an i don't want to feel like that again,i was trippin and hallucinating hard.
- scarabin0
sorry, people who hallucinate on weed are the same people who get drunk on nonalcoholic beer.
- lolrosem
- Lol.Try a home baked cake with lots of strong weed in it.While you're coocking,smoke a lot of that same weed.
When it's ready,eat it then wait 30 minutes.
Satisfaction guaranteed.....ApeRobot - okay dudescarabin
- i smoke very heavily weed but never hallucinated, but when i eat hash straight i hallucinate.e_pill
- it's call a tolerance, or lace weed!fooler
- wait what? that's like saying people that dress all rock goth don't know how to drive.********
- epill0
s'like i get home with my lil brother [15 yrs younger] from a house party to our crib and when we pull up to our driveway across the st under a lamp post there is 6 kids.. 4 guys 2 girls.. max age 16.. if i had to guess.. they are all smoking something...
when my brother pulled in our driveway, i had already lit up in the car, so the scent was HEAVY..
so we get out and see these kids all peeking out at us.. so me all crazy drunk .. walks up and says
YOU BETTER BE SMIOKING WEED!!!!!!
the main guy says NO no no no no SIR!!!!! and then.. my brother saYS well!!
you BETTER"@!!!!! and gave them a blunt!!
then we left..
now i wonder what these kids will think of that moment.. it never happened to me.. i never met random people giving me free SUPER HIGH QUALITY WEED ..
yo i get teh best jerry!! only the best!! those kids damn!! that blunt was like thes best!!!
i guess i rolled it for those kids..
may i have i have turned some innocent's into artists!!!
it starts with weeed, then art, then WINNING!!
:P
i hope you dint read this..!!!
- Ironmonkey0
Dont get busted in Oklahoma.
- e-pill0
today i was sitting by the pool drinking rum not doing much when some friends show up saying they have some new fresh stuff i should try and that we should go somewhere.. so first we go to my house and thee is like 20 kids in my neighbors yard playing just a few feet from where we would blaze, so then we go to one of their houses and its like the exact same scenerio.. now its not like we couldnt smoke in a car or inside, its just too nice outside to not enjoy it.. so then one of the girls says lets goto the lake park...to which none of us had any idea to what she was talking about as there is only 1 lake in our area and its not accessible.. so apparently in my neighborhood there is some hidden lake, and a park facing it.. we looked on google maps and found nothing to that extent but she had directions and we went.. into this area i never seen, down a street i always thought was a dead-end had like silly string streets with these super mansions..and down a few windy hilly roads we get to a curved road and she says stop.. we park on a street that wont allow other cars to pass.. and she leads us thru someone's private property to a hidden path that leads to this public park, however is only accessible by breaking thru this guys backyard..
when i got there.. it was strange, there it was a huge lake, well sorta huge.. and 1 bench.. it was perfect.. we lit up 4 blunts at once for 7 people and just sat there..
i got sun burned.. 2nd time ever in my life.. and super high.. well when we were sorta finishing our 3 blunt.. 3 young kids walk into the area.. they see us sitting on the only bench and clearly they were there to get high.. but they didnt see we were smoking they saw older guys and girls.. so they walked to the opposite side of the lake and sat kinda near the edge..
they spark up up staring at us doing our things and all of a sudden the ground beneath one of the kids, gives way and he falls into this nasty smelling molded sewage looking hell that where he fell in was only like 2 feet deep but he went all the way in.. now we on the other side at first didnt register what we were looking at and all started laughing like crazy idiots and this kid is freaking out in the lake and his friends are trying to pull him out and the ground where they were kept giving way into the lake and eventually the other 2 kids fell in as well.. they realize the can stand and walk out of it...stinking nasty.. and they walk to us.. and one of them almost in tears.. begs for a hit off our weed and begs for 2 cigs..
it was funny as hell.. they turned out to be seniors of the local high school..a nice way to begin their lives..
- ali0
I heard a story of a mates brother who had quite a large stash. One night his wolf hound got into it, went crazy and broke into the house, ate his pork chops he had cooked for dinner then raped his Mrs when she came out of the shower.
- e-pill0
just found a spliff i had made months ago that fell behind my bookcase.. happy days!!
- Nice.kgvs72
- LOL!Thelonious_Funk
- I always find buds when I move furniturefooler
- e-pill0
its been over a month.. since i stopped smoking herbs.. i erased all the delivery numbers i had.. and burned any pages that had it written down.. the thing is im super hungry now.. yet i still smoke cigarettes..
i have more hinger to eat more than anytime i ever was higher than well higher..
its weird.. i dont know how to end it.. with my super fast metabolism i am eating and eating and not gaining a thing..
i feel fantastic.. however.. my dreams have returned with a vengence..
the main reason i smoked pot.. was to supress those dreams.. i been waking up from a dream in a pool of sweat.. my dreams are really realistic.. and when im purely sober they are soo intense.. that id rather not sleep.. also with my hyper thyroid i only average 2-4 hours max sleep.. as it is.. so when i close my eyes and enter REM and wake up only a few hours later totally awake its somewhat hard to separate the dream from reality..
i wonder if any of you guys have this issue.. the pot used to supress my memory or remembering the dream..
i tried alcohol but that doesnt work for me as i get extremely aggressive.. violent.. [alcohol is not for me] pot used to make me a happy camel.. but now i am so overly awake and refreshed i am happy knowing i wont be smoking pot again..
anyways.. pot worked for when it did.. now its not working.. so i had to stop.. my tollerance became so high that not even the best pot would do much of anything..
i was smoking 12 blunts a day to my head.. alone.. it was crazy.
2011.. the year of the weed!!
love ya!! cya!!
-e
- I totally understand what you feel. I smoke a lot less now, and my nightmare is income.D4W33D
- write the dreams down straight away, the more you get them out the less they will haunt youali
- avoid vitamin b before bedali
- this isn't what you told mescarabin
- i stopped for many reasons.. on top of that it unaffordable lack of work & cash.. is that better?e-pill
- kingsteven0
Last time I quit (lasted four months) it was difficult for a good month and a half... my dreams (which had all but vanished for several years) came back in a big way - totally lucid at times. You will sound totally mental to your non-stoner mates...
After a few weeks I was left with a want that I couldn't place. rather than just wanting a smoke, it manifested itself as a consumer thing - found myself walking shop to shop like an evil dead zombie looking for "that thing" until I caught myself on.
Been thinking a lot about quitting again recently, maybe in the new year... good luck man.
- glad to know i am not alone with the dreams.. they have become so intense..e-pill
- the dreams are intense for about a week when you stop smoking pot. it's no big deal. happens every time i take a tolerance break.scarabin
- break.scarabin
- my dreams are still intense but yes they have seemed to slow down in intensity.e-pill
- Beeswax0
Someone sold me a THC oil in a little bottle and told me to brush it over a cigarette and smoke it like that. I didn't have a tiny brush at home so I wanted to put a couple of drops and poured the whole bottle over a cigarette by mistake.
I smoked it and 15 minutes later the most depressing most dark times of my life started, I was never this close to commit suicide, life was a fucking stupid theater, I tried to think of my family to not to kill myself but even them was a nonsense. It took maybe 4-5 hours to clear my head from that trip.
2 years later I quit smoking, my live improved in many aspects since then. But that day was scary.- is it ok if i find this funny?CALLES
- http://www.youtube.c…
CALLES - yeah I laugh at it even today :)Beeswax
- http://www.youtube.c…keewee
- I used to love smoking hash oil in London in the 90's. You only need a tiny bit on a ciggy.Dillinger
- sine0
i quit smoking more than 5 years ago. up until then i was smoking daily for almost 10 years. like e-pill said above... it stopped working for me... and more specific, it started bringing back anxiety and paranoia from bad acid trips i had as a teen. i don't really miss it, but it takes time and 'real' reasons to move on. you just got to recognise when it's a problem, and not 'fun' any more.
- scarabin0
DMT's a trip.
seems like a useless rush to me right now though. i'll have to explore further.
- try Peyote. if DMT isnt working dont up the dose..e-pill
- i've had peyotescarabin
- try sobriety.. you never tried that before.. im on it now and its FANTASTIC!!!e-pill
- what about ether?? or adrenochrome??e-pill
- what are you asking?scarabin
- just offering you other choices.. since you tried em all or perhaps you havent..e-pill
- im asking you to join the ranks of sobriety.. heh!e-pill
- you think you can do it for the next year?? all of 2012.. be sober.. liike me..e-pill
- i never suggested needing alternatives, and why would i want to be sober?scarabin
- that sounds boring as fuckscarabin
- i was just looking for a friend.. your post seemed like you were looking for an alternative from ite-pill
- BattleAxe0
I wanna smoke , but left my papes and pipe at a friends across town and my car is busted. I got no apples or potatoes, thinking of bussing it to go get my ish
- empty out a cigarette.e-pill
- create a pipe out of tinfoil.e-pill
- make a gravity bong.e-pill
- you really have more options than your are thinking..e-pill
- i heard smoking out of tinfoil ups chances of alzheimers, got no cigsBattleAxe
- gravity bong or steam roller looks likeBattleAxe
- a lighter can't vaporize AL so you'll be fine. The weed is more damaging to your health than the ALfooler
- google makeshift pipes, you can make gear outta anythingscarabin
- Yeh come on, dude - you need to be able to Macguiver up a pipe quick. Hell, even crack it up from an old coke can..mikotondria3
- im to sober to be creativeBattleAxe
- use a lightbulb.. hollow the screw part out and put a hole on other end.. like a crack pipee-pill
- TheMagicSheep0
this is what i did a couple months ago.
i couldn't decide which version of a new hope to watch, the original 1977 theatrical release, or the remaster. so i watched both. at the same time.
- e-pill0
just watch fear and loathing in las vegas.. it wasnt as good as i remember when i saw it in theater .. i was tripping balls back then though on lots of mescaline and lots of pot.. oh man being sober is so fantastic!!!
[lies that i keep telling myself]
haha
- Dillinger0
We used to get grass dipped in opium in East London. It was a nice buzz. I only smoke a bit of hash now, but 7 or 8 years ago I was doing everything. The worst experience I had was with Methadone simply because it made me very ill at a party. I got it from some Lawyer who was trying to come off Heroin. Oh, and a bad trip I had in a club once, but that was my own fault, because I hadnt slept for 24hours and was already seeing things even though I had only been doing Amphetamines. Anyhoo I did have lots of fun at the time, but I am glad I stopped, because I have friends who continued and now they are going on 40 but look and act like 65 or 70.
- Ironmonkey1
We dont have a Oxycontin gene,
We dont have a cocaine gene,
We dont have an alcohol gene.But we do have cannabinoid receptors, think about it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Can…
- BattleAxe0
I am good with smoking a joint or two a day, I was at about 2-3 blunts but cut back mainly cause Im broke, but have had to settle for shwag
My friend brought my papes last night , went to the bar drank and smoked in the parking lot, I dont try to cover up smell and some girl was talking to me and said "You smell like weed, you smoke?" said yup , and asked if she did , she said "nope"
- fooler0
My strict super religious neighbors kicked their 18 year old son out of the house for smoking weed in the bathroom. He's a good kid, I've known him since his pre teens and felt kind of bad for him. He wasn't allowed back in the house until he went through rehab (which I thought was a little extreme) and since he was legally an adult they couldn't force him to go so he was living on the streets and couch surfing for the past few months.
He's recently moved back with them again and I've only made small talk with him but he told me we was going back to school to get his GED. I have no idea if he went through a program or not. I've been meaning to talk to him more and tell him that I used to be almost just like him and to stop fuckin' around but it's possible to smoke out and still go to school, graduate, get a decent job and house.
The past few night's I've been woken up by someone coughing on the side of my house between 1am-2am. Sunday night I actually looked out my bedroom window to see him sparking up a bowl and coughing his lungs out. It happened again last night so I went out and yelled at him. I told him I didn't care if he got high just don't do it on the side of my house because his hacking up a lung has been keeping me up at night. I told him to walk down the block into the woods or onto the neighborhood playground and if I heard him again I would narc him out to his parents.
The funny thing is that I was still high as shit myself from smoking my vaporizer and watching season 2 of Workaholics until way past midnight.
- jaylarson0
Glad to see the thread wasn't smoked away.