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- eieio0
I'm sick of my pipe and joints so just last night I was looking around for parts to make a water bong with and am going to finish it this week and was wondering if yall have tips or ideas for parts...?!
- i think i'm going to go to the hardware storeeieio
- they sell downpipes and bottle adapters at head shopsscarabin
- http://www.haveabuck…ideaist
- 2 pens, a water bottle and some tin foil.Gordy22
- scarabin0
good luck, eieio
making your own bong is a rite of passage, like a jedi building his first lightsaber
- scarabin0
ever since maui wowie surfaced in the clubs in LA i haven't bought another strain.
nice, cerebral high, tastes like froot-loops and is awesome in a grape (or peach) blunt
- scarabin0
i used a volcano for the first time last night. operation was simple; set the temperature, wait for it to warm up, press a button to begin filling the vapor bag, then hit it again to stop it. attach a quick-release mouthpiece to the bag and hit it. you get two monster hits or three mediums per fill and you just fill it over and over.
being used to hookahs i found the bag thing kind of strange, but you get used to it.
would recommend.
- My buddy has a portable vape. Really cool battery powered and looks like a camera.discoduro
- How high were you? I had memory blanks when I tried it for the first time...ideaist
- the only problem with the volcano is that it's super loud. or at least the one my rommmate had wasacescence
- actually i kept hitting it 'cause i could tell if i was high... wasn't till an hour later that i realized i was starving and couldn't do simple mathscarabin
- mathscarabin
- *couldn'tscarabin
- wordssssss0
kind of long..
In L.A. five years ago, On my way out to run some errands I was waiting at a stop sign, when a guy walks up to the drivers side window and says I need a ride. As I had just smoked and was talking on my phone, it took me a second, he then went into his pocket and pulled out a wad of cash easily a couple thousand dollars worth, and said Im not going to rob you, I just need a ride. By the time I had completed processing he was sitting in my car. Im not a small guy, but he was taller and heavier 6foot 4 and at least 250, so there was no way i was wrassling him out of the car.
So I decided to enjoy the ride. I asked where it was we were going.
He told me he was a rapper from the bay area, on tour with someone i have since forgot, and that his car was in the shop and he needed to go to the cleaners to pick up some clothes. the direction he was walking from had a mechanic- good one i used him, so i figured ok.
He then asked me if I liked to smoke weed, this was as he was lighting a very large blunt of what i later figured was purple haze. I said sure.
As we are talking about various bay area rappers, he was not a fan of casual, didn't disagree with him too much, we kept smoking. By the time we arrived at the Laundromat we were just finishing our second blunt. I park and he runs into the laundromat to retrieve a handful of throw back jerseys.
He places them in my back seat and runs back in to get the rest.
Right after he gets inside, he immediately turns around and runs up to the drivers side window. And says "Man, Dave, that was cool."
I said "What was cool Jo-Jo?"
He said, "you could have just driven off with all my shit. at first I didn't know if I could trust you, but you are cool."
I said to myself, "Jo-Jo, you say you didn't know if you could trust me? You got in my car smoking weed in the middle of the afternoon."
So he goes back in and gets another handful of jerseys and throws them in the back seat and we were on our way. He lights blunt number three.
We are driving, I said something disparaging about a friend of his from oakland, and we entered into a couple minutes of uncomfortable silence. This didn't stop him from passing me the blunt, so I figured I wasn't in any harm.
still driving, back to the auto shop, and as we pass this high end motoring dealership he asks me to pull over, as he was in the market for some rims. I park, and he says I should come in with him, so I lock up and we go inside.
He starts to talk to the dealers about some rims, and I start walking around looking at the ferraris, and lamborghinis etc.
He doesn't see any rims he likes, so instead we sit in 3-5 different cars he in the driver seat me in the passenger seat, and we pretend to be racing, moving our bodies around imaginary turns, and making accelerating sounds. It was all very fun and quite surreal.
We leave, he says we should head back to the auto shop cause he needs to do a sound check. as we are driving back, he thanks me again and gives me somewhere close to 3/4 worth of the purple haze we were smoking.
Says he was staying at the roosevelt, and that if I liked ho's he could bring a couple by after the show. I said that would be interesting, but I had plans, but if anything changed I would call him.
We pulled up the auto shop just as his truck was being pulled out of the stall. Let him out he opened the back, full of speakers, and shoe boxes.
I decided to not run my errands and went home to smoke a couple more blunts.
Moral of the story, some times you got to trust people, and it will all work out.
- hmm.. free weed in la la land..
fun times!!e-pill - i love random shit like thisscarabin
- not as good as this one tho..http://www.qbn...wordssssss
- http://www.qbn.com/t…wordssssss
- god i love this townscarabin
- I so miss L.A.wordssssss
- wow that 3rd post was gold!!
hahaha you stawner!!!e-pill - what kind of car were you driving that this guy came to your car over others?e-pill
- or were you smoking and he could see you smoking and smell it too? thus getting to ue-pill
- That is awesome.Knuckleberry
- 3 blunts in one sitting , fawk!BattleAxe
- hmm.. free weed in la la land..
- wordssssss0
e-pill-
"what kind of car were you driving that this guy came to your car over others?"I think you are asking in reference to the second story, either time tho i was not smoking and in a plain white sedan.
First story I was alone at a stops sign.
second time it was just luck of the draw,
I truly believe though that he was a weed angel, or whatever, as they just appeared, right after I was on the phone with my best friend saying I was done with L.A. and him saying it was all a test and you need to pass it, and once you pass everything will change.- the above is 2 different stories?e-pill
- i thought you were asking about my second old post i had found.
wordssssss - nevermind.
wordssssss - i just re-read it ... its 1 story..
are you stoned now?!!?e-pill - what 2nd post? i have it dog-eared just above your long story.. is it b4 that one?e-pill
- http://www.qbn.com/t…
wordssssss - which was a better story/experience for me
wordssssss - december 20th 2005??? its 5 years ago!!! u thought i was commenting to that post??e-pill
- maybe...yes...
wordssssss - nevermind mewordssssss
- do you still live in la la?e-pill
- No, Chicago.wordssssss
- also you were "words" missing 5 "s" how would i know its you??e-pill
- i mean i have like 45 usernames here.. do you know all of them??e-pill
- well, it is. If you can't trust me, who can you trust?wordssssss
- i myself dont even remember half of them..e-pill
- i trust my nter brethrene-pill
- boom. If you are ever in chicago...
wordssssss - never been.. i will meet a chicago nter next week.. in nyc.. you should come too.e-pill
- chicago in the summer is a beautiful thing. you should try it.wordssssss
- Projectile0
this one time me and my mate were cruising in Miami.. or was in Sri Lanka.. no wait it was in my living room. We were watching some cops on tv cruising in miami... aah fuckit it happened in the movie I was watching!! never mind
- scarabin0
haha.
so i've been going back and forth with this client via email today, trying to get some files from him. he finally figures out FTP and sends me a note to my gmail (which i never use), saying, "LOADING NOW".
so i type out a reply real quick, hit send, and gmail just hangs there while it's trying to do its thing. so i'm just sitting there staring at the screen for ages wondering why it's taking so long, when i realize i'm looking at his original note.
LOADING NOW
- BattleAxe0
reminds me of the first time I saw Requiem for a Dream, roomie tells me how fucked up this movie is, and how it has some nice editing and nice close ups, so we pop in the DVD , somehow I zoomed in and never noticed, but the menu kept looping and I was like man this is a fucked up movie, we never noticed it was not playing till like 15 mins later ..... high as fiizzuuk
- i had an autechre CD that skipped for 30 minutes before i noticedscarabin
- inteliboy0
Once was walking home up this crazy hill and came to my street - saw a car parked up on the corner with the lights on, people inside -- friends of friends. For some paranoid reason I ducked down behind this bush and just froze, sitting there for what must of been ages, peaking through the leaves. After a while I realised they were kinda looking back at me. So I laughed thinking what the fuck am I doing and stood up, then walked past, then home.
The next day I realised the bush was thin as, like a couple of twigs, and super close to the street corner. Must have looked like such a creep.
- DaveO0
This thread makes me want to:
A: move to LA
B: smoke loads of weed with rappers
C: be about 22
- e_pill0
fucking iphone.. doesnt work when you drunk.. and this story has a happy ending ..
so after the last 3 days of nyc snow with train delays of over 3 hours the last 2 days.. i finally make the trek back to werk.. and today i received a sample of a bag that i have been in development for over 5 months, as it usually takes a few weeks.. this case was special.. i made 27 pages of sepcs on this one bag with so many details and fucking finally the bags looks almost exaclt like my illustrations, with all the bells and whistles..
so today was a special happy day for me as this 1 bag can make the company at least 10MILLION in sales in the first year..
fuck yeh i made something that doesnt exist in the market something that is sooooo extra special that the night had to end the way it did...
so after like 5 hours of meetings to go over all the product for CES [consumer electronic show] after a long day started 830am til 9pm i head for the bar.. i had 5 pints in like 20 minutes and got shit faced.. nicely!!
ate a burger with everything on it and loved it!!
on the way home on the train i text my lil brother saying "I FINALLY GOT A BAG SAMPLE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE MY SKETCHES!!! LETS SMOKE A BLUNT"
fucking iphone..
so like 10 minutes later i get a text from the OWNER of the company..
"i tihink you meant to text your message to someone else.. no worries"
so like im drunk and now freaking out.. what did i do??
so im frantically searching my phone and find out that i texted all the owners of the company.. fuck!! right!?! well...
they all responded [5 of them] laughing.. saying "now i know"
i wrote back to all of them.. with just apology.. and saying i dant care either way, this is who i am.
love it or fire me.. in the end.. i made something that can make you.. or you can let me go.. and i can make it for your competitor..
i got 4 messages saying "we have stronger stuff than you"
meh..
fucking iphone..
so now im home rolled up a blunt and waiting for my bosses to show up..
what a place we live in..
2 of the bosses are coming over to trade smokes..
its crazy!! or ill just smoke them under the table and take pics and tomorow is a PSD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PSD MY BOSS!!!
FUCK YEH!! THATS LIKE MEDIATEMPLE FOR LIFE!!
right QBN?
- srhadden0
Some guy brought spacecake and it was so strong everybody pretty much started hallucinating the moment the first crumble hit our tongues. We ended up feeding one guy mayonaise straight from the jar so he would come down faster because he was spinning out of control, running out on the streets, shouting all kinds of shit. Everybody except me ended up tripping badly. I myself was completely in another dimension, at one point I was in a cartoon world, everything was white except the world, which was a red wireframe balll revolving below me, in a way that I was running but I just stayed in one place because the ball rolled under me. I looked at my side and there was Tintin all 3D cartoony running besides me and he gave me two thumbs up ! Tintin's my homie yo .
