GANJA TALES
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- fifty500
in CLASS? hilarious!
- yurimon0
Find others like your self... To good to be true.
- ********0
first time i got High was at my friends house , I was all anti-drug and chet , but I gave in , next thing you know Im driving to Jack in the Box at 2:00 in the morning , going like 10 MPH on a 45
- fullerc0
Pre 9/11 a friend and I were on our way to Tahoe with a 1/2 oz in each of our socks. My friends hiking boots triped the metal detector and he got pulled to the side to get wanded. The brother wanding him patted down his leg and asked what was the lump in his sock, pulled up his pant leg saw the sack, smiled and said. "have a nice flight". We went straight to the bar and did shots of jack to calm our nerves.
- fifty500
was having a smoke with a couple buddies in front of the movie theatre. We thought ahead and lit a couple cigarettes just in case security came. Sure enough, 3 security guards walked towards us just as the spliff was being finished. I tossed it in the garden.
They were like "what's up guys" and we said we were just smoking cigarettes before the movie, and it would have been believable because by that time the smokes were half finished, until the security guard told us we were sitting underneath a hidden camera the entire time.
Yeah, shit happens, but we ended up voluntarily letting them search us and we were clean so they let us go with a "enjoy the film guys" even though they watched us blaze the entire thing and pass it back and forth.
- mrdobolina0
one time I walked through a mall smoking a spliff with a friend.
This was like 1990.
- e-pill0
i am a happy stoner once again!
old school! i smoked a nice joint this morning before going on the subway!
:)
- ********0
Wake and Bake ...nice
welcome back
- kyl30
So these no neighbors that moved in next door said they run a 'confections business' and it alway smells like they are boiling down weed to make butter for brownies or something(most likely for the cannibus clubs). Stinks real bad like cooked weed does and the whole building is like dang.
Anyway several days ago the ceiling of my downstair is leaking water(on my old G4) so we call the number we have for them and say there water coming from your place(since it overhangs my basement.)
No reply so we call the building manager because we suspect a pipe leak. The BM comes with a plumber and they cut holes in the ceiling. the stench is real bad and the BM is like "what the F, Are they growing over there" my wife is , "I dont know, Don't ask Dont tell"
Turns out they had a freezer defrosting and it leaked. But now the property management company posted a sign that they will be inspecting all the units today. Seemingly because of the smell
These people aren't logical so Now we're worried that the weed cookers are thinking we narked them out. My wife is scared they will do something to us.
On top of this the workers over there listen to my wifes phone conversations and mock her all day long. Dumbasses, If I was running that type of operation i would be kissing my neighbors asses.
- doggy0
Keep off that grass!
- weldedturkey0
I live in SF, and pot is basically legal. no stories.
- AntiLabs0
one time i was really high, and my friend got me to do crystal meth.
it was awesome.
- mrdobolina0
One time about 5 years ago I went and saw a slick rick and biz markie show. I was in the crowd and some dude passes me a joint. So I hit it twice and realized that it tasted funny. for 3 hours I was wrecked. I think this was my only experience with angel dust.
- dirtydrummer0
Once I was with my old best friend in Brooklyn and we were just walking down the sidewalk puffin' and went up to a traffic cop to ask for directions, joint in hand. The thing is, the cop didn't say shit. That dude was crazy.
- ********0
I left work at 1715 was home at about 1800 or so, opened mail, hung a rat smoked a spliff and sat down at the computer I haven't moved since. I was going to resize some pictures, add them to the relevant folder and what not but I got distracted, so now I am sat here with Photoshop, NT, messenger and Skype open its 2030 and I've done fuck all.
reason, the spliff.
- Point50
I was in South Beach on Spring Break in 1999. On my last night there, I met a chick that looked like Jennifer Aniston. She was on spring break too and attended U of Michigan. So I kicked it with her for about 3 hours, then her friends boyfriend came up to me near the end of the night and says "Hey, those girls (Aniston look-alike and her friend) really want to smoke, you know what I mean?" and I was like "Yeah yeah. No sweat." So I proceeded to buy 2 dime bags off of a waiter, then told my buddy to go down the street and get some rolling papers. So we all go back to our hotel room and sit down. The girls were sitting on the bed across from me and were just staring at me. "Why are you staring at me?" I said, and they said "We're waiting on you to start rolling..." and I just busted up laughing, "I've never rolled a joint in my life! I haven't even smoked weed before!" and the sidekick friend then grabs the papers and one of the bags and proceeds to roll up like 3 joints, 2 of which she puts into her purse. So these girls fire it up and begin the 'puff-puff-give'. It comes around to me and I puff like I know what I'm doing and I damn near cough a lung out... anyway, by this time the sun is coming up and Aniston is like "I gotta get going". I tried to convince her to stay and she basically told me to pack up my bags and come stay with her in her rented condo up on N Beach. I was so fucked up and out of my mind at this point (I drank 3 bottles of Merlot that night by myself) I couldn't even think straight. All I could think about was catching my flight out at 1pm that afternoon. So her and her friend catch a cab back to N. Beach and my frined and I are trying to figure out what to do, so we decide to try and catch up with these girls we met several nights before that were from Harvard. We roll over there in a cab to their condo, and they are actually walking out with their luggage to catch a plane back to boston or wherever... So now it's about 8am, my head feels like it's the size of a VW Beetle and we're strolling aimlessly in the streets of S Beach. I wash fishing around in my pocket and found the remaining dime bag. I was so paranoid I dropped it on the ground and kicked it into a storm drain... and that's about it. My one ofo only 2 weed smokin experinces... no chick, nothin in the end. I blame the foggy mind on the weed! Shoulda changed my flight and went to N Beach for another day! Damn greens!
- mrdobolina0
MX is drinking this:
- dirtydrummer0
I will say this,
weed has cost me pussy.
- yawn0
weed makes me sleepy
- ********0
wrong dobs
;)
weed makes me sleepy
yawn
(Nov 11 05, 12:56)clever, whoever ;)