GANJA TALES
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- fullerc0
When I was about 17 and still quite naive I visited my sister in the big city of Atlanta. She allowed me to borrow her car if I would drop her off at work. I had brought some herb with me but couldn't smoke it at her place because of her roommates so I found a park in-between her office and her apt.
I parked in this park and started rolling a j when I noticed a man in a business suit hanging out by the parks bathroom. The man was well dressed and had a brief case and was greeted by another well dress man with a briefcase. The two men went into the bathroom together and after about 10 minutes they left in separate cars. The whole time I'm thinking they're spy's or something.
I got out of the car a proceeded to walk down a path to the river to partake in the fatty I just rolled. Every spot I saw fit to sit and smoke was in someone's plain view and it was like 8 am. So I kind wondered off the trail and found a stump to puff on. Half way through the j I see 2 guys in the woods looking at me. Now I'm starting to freak out that they're going to kill me because I witnessed the spy's trade secret briefcases. One of the men waved over to me like "come over here". Then in a stony moment of clarity I realized that I was at a gay park!! I flipped the dude off and high tailed it back to the car laughing my ass off that I was so naïve to think the gay dudes where spys.
- ********0
Wow a ganja thread and I missed it .. where do I begin ,
I live right next to the Mexican Border , so the market here is oversaturated (cheap weed) but that does not mean low potentcy.. just split a pound with a friend and called in sick for yesterday !! Lit up like a xmas tree .....
- e-pill0
so its semi-low potentcy... a whole pound for how many pesos?
post some pics!!!
:)
- ********0
700 pesos , about 70 bucks .. still good stuff, skunkesqe
- e-pill0
pics pics pics!!!!!
please!!
:)
- bliznutty0
will someone post a pic for me?
- e-pill0
there are pleanty of other pics in this thread, i know version3 haad posted a bunch recentlly, scrol up and find it!!!
:)
- ********0
i was smokin this mad blunt the other day and my buddy was like 'dude, you're totally smoking a piece of dog shit!'
and i pulled it out and looked at it and was like 'oh man no wonder why it was so hard to light.'
great stuff.
- bliznutty0
just got back from jamaica. post-katrina blues... yeah right. i'm working with some purple kush mailed from humboldt (the purpliest bud i've ever seen) along w/ the gum and 'kremo' from jamaica. gum is finger hash and 'kremo' is compressed keef -- lots of it. still smoking good in now orleans!
- ********0
i have only been smoking for like 5 years , on and off , never learned how to roll a blunt (pathetic) got pipes galore and zags with a roller , ill post some pix when i get home after I kiss the high
- e-pill0
i would totally get back to smoking if i had some keef!!!
fuck yeh!!!!
actually it came up in conversation last night that maybe i may start smoking mad blunts again on my birthday!!!
my wife is smoking in the apt and its driving me nuts!!!
why i stopped is a mystery to me today!!
:)
- ********0
wow ur wifey smokes ... thats great i end up making all kinds of deals just to toke it up
" If I was high I could build that book shelf w/o kicking and thowing shit when screws dont fit"
- ********0
5 mins till i go home ... well 30 mins in traffic, but then its High Times
- e-pill0
YUM!!!
:)
- fifty500
Whenever my sister and I blaze, we take the dogs for a walk to the playground at the end of the street and participate in a round of Swingset Olympics while the dogs roam free. Jumping off a huge swing set at full tilt is tits when that high.
- smith_barry0
I was fuckin' blitzed the other night... so much so that my friend and I bought 17 packets of crisps/chips/poporn, 5 chocolate bars, 2 large bottles of Coke and a packet of cookies and devoured them all...
I've never had so much fun in a newsagents...
Or such a sore stomach the following morning!
Worth it though...
- fifty500
to expand on the Swingset Olympics story...
Currently it consists of two events. First of all you need to find a tall swing set (at least 12 feet tall) and preferably with 6 swings. Smoke your stuff with your friends – minimum 3 participants – then start to play. The first event is the Long Jump. Just basically swing really high and jump off and see who can jump the farthest. The first time I did this with my buddies, one of them flew more UP than OUT and he fell like a sack of potatoes. It almost looked like he had fallen asleep in mid-air. Was quite a riot.
The 2nd event is the Indiana Jones. Start by standing next to the swing set, grab the first swing and see how fast you can move from swing-to-swing to the other end of the set. The point is to not touch the ground in the area created by the swingset's legs. Use any means necessary to complete the task.
- kelpie0
to carry on from skt's post - I once pulled a spliff out of my pocket whilst emptying them in the front counter of the polis station where I was spending the night at her majesties leisure.
a firm "and this is JUST A ROLLY" saw me get away with it, amazing what some paid professional people will believe lol
(spent the rest of the night shitting it that a couple of rozzers were about to come into my cell and bust me with it later though)
kelpie
(Nov 3 05, 07:40)well it fits in here too...
- ********0
I luv this thread
- e-pill0
200!
:)
the very first time i smoked pot was in 7th grade in chemistry class one day when i had a substitute teacher who left to the bathroom aand this kid pulled out a jay and everyone in the class smoked it and got sooooo high!!!!
good times!!!
:)