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- ********0
what about the EU constitutional elections?
vburo
(Apr 26 05, 07:19)Fuck the EU. I'm with Kilroy on that one.
- _smk0
what about the EU constitutional elections?
vburo
(Apr 26 05, 07:19)Fuck the EU. I'm with Kilroy on that one.
determinedmoth
(Apr 26 05, 07:20)I'm going to make you a T-shirt with that on it Moth - you watch this space ;)
- soda0
Fuck the EU. I'm with Kilroy on that one.
determinedmoth
(Apr 26 05, 07:20)Hold your glasses ladies and gentlemen The Moth is going into rant overload!
- ********0
what's with those EU bananas eh moth?
- paraselene0
hey, kuz! welcome back. where've you been? and i want the short answer.
yet another winning thread, folks. stay on topic! why fuck the eu?
- ********0
I couldn't handle the negativity coming from skt
pssst, i sent ya an email miss roper!
- ********0
why fuck the eu?
paraselene
(Apr 26 05, 07:29)
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Because we don't need nor want their fucking cabbages, their weights and measures, their carrots, their banana rules, their saying that the shit the Scottish grew up on is not fucking good for anyone and I'd expect any self respecting Scot to stand up to protect a threatened haggis, as I will stand up to protect farmers and anyone else who's industry that once made the country proud is fucking run into the ground because the EU think they can do it better. What do they do with all the cucumbers and bananas that are the wrong fucking shape? THEY CAN SHOVE THEM UP THEIR ASSES, and fuck off back to enjoy their mussels or whatever they bloody eat.Fuck the EU - because they have their fingers, in our pies, and we dont want their bloody fingers.
- ********0
One day an old Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, has his last light bulb burn out. To get a new one he'll have to stand in line for two hours at the store (and they'll probably be out by the time he gets there), so he goes up to his attic and starts rummaging around for an old oil lamp he vaguely remembers seeing.
He finds the old brass lamp in the bottom of a trunk that has seen better days. He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke.
"Hoho, Mortal!" says the genie, stretching and yawning, "For releasing me I will grant you three wishes."
The old man thinks for a moment, and says, "I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to the Polish border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march back home."
"No sooner said than done!" thunders the genie. "Your second wish?"
"Ok. I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to the Polish border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march back home."
"Hmmm. Well, all right. Your third wish?"
"I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his --"
"Okokok. Right. What's this business about Genghis Khan marching to Poland and turning around again?"
The old man smiles. "He has to pass through Russia six times."
- paraselene0
email received!
glad to see ya again!
- ********0
oops sorry wrong thread
- paraselene0
moth, that post is clearly in violation of eu ergonomics regulations.
for shame!
- ********0
Because we don't need nor want their fucking cabbages, their weights and measures, their carrots, their banana rules, their saying that the shit the Scottish grew up on is not fucking good for anyone and I'd expect any self respecting Scot to stand up to protect a threatened haggis, as I will stand up to protect farmers and anyone else who's industry that once made the country proud is fucking run into the ground because the EU think they can do it better. What do they do with all the cucumbers and bananas that are the wrong fucking shape? THEY CAN SHOVE THEM UP THEIR ASSES, and fuck off back to enjoy their mussels or whatever they bloody eat.
Fuck the EU - because they have their fingers, in our pies, and we dont want their bloody fingers.
determinedmoth
(Apr 26 05, 07:39)HAHAHHAHHAH! Go off young man!
- ********0
Thames Water made me do it.
- ********0
I couldn't handle the negativity coming from skt
pssst, i sent ya an email miss roper!
Kuz
(Apr 26 05, 07:37)Whit? Av hardly been on all day. One wee moan about lack of choice in the elctions. pfffft.
- paraselene0
I couldn't handle the negativity coming from skt
Kuz
(Apr 26 05, 07:37)Whit? Av hardly been on all day. One wee moan about lack of choice in the elctions. pfffft.
skt
(Apr 26 05, 08:36)that's the problem, you see, skt. you've whetted his appetite!
- ********0
I couldn't handle the negativity coming from skt
Kuz
(Apr 26 05, 07:37)Whit? Av hardly been on all day. One wee moan about lack of choice in the elctions. pfffft.
skt
(Apr 26 05, 08:36)that's the problem, you see, skt. you've whetted his appetite!
paraselene
(Apr 26 05, 08:40)Aye, nout but a tease me.
- ********0
I'm half tempted to fly across the Atlantic in my Concorde Jet and smack the bajeezuz ot of some of you! Now get back to making crumpets and stuff!
;)
- vespa0
haha not a peep about this still huh?
WE'RE VOTING TOMORROW!!!
i guess everyone is resigned to more tony.
- kelpie0
cert.
- kelpie0
at least we're not getting Mikey Howard. Eviil.