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Even the best non stick pans can get damaged if you apply another heat for long enough!!?
--------------Deep man, Deep.
- _smk0
If you listen really quietly you can hear John Smith turning in his grave.
soda
(Apr 26 05, 03:19)like it Soda :)
- soda0
If you listen really quietly you can hear John Smith turning in his grave.
soda
(Apr 26 05, 03:19)like it Soda :)
_smk
(Apr 26 05, 03:21)Even the best non stick pans can get damaged if you apply another heat for long enough!!?
--------------Deep man, Deep.
determinedmoth
(Apr 26 05, 03:20)I'm full of them today.
Had a dream last night I got a ticket to the QuestionTime special this week with all the leaders in the studio and ended up having a blazing row with Blair where he wouldn't answer my question about the war then Everyone is cheering for me as I stick it to him, then Howard chips in agreeing with me and i ruin it all by telling him to shut up because he's a cunt too!Audience stunned to silence.
I'm escorted out of the building.
Budding career in politics ruined by filthy language from the pool halls...
- _smk0
This cunt-ry needs men like you Soda.
STAND UP!
SODA FOR OFFICE NOW!!
- soda0
This cunt-ry needs men like you Soda.
STAND UP!
SODA FOR OFFICE NOW!!
_smk
(Apr 26 05, 03:39)well if people like moth... I mean Kilroy can stand I don't see why I shouldn't?!?
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well if people like moth... I mean Kilroy can stand I don't see why I shouldn't?!?
soda
(Apr 26 05, 03:41)That's pretty wild accusation. Where is your dossier of intelligence? This will be your downfall, Minister Soda.
- _smk0
well if people like moth... I mean Kilroy can stand I don't see why I shouldn't?!?
soda
(Apr 26 05, 03:41)Standing for:
redistribution of wealth
better public services
bigger logos
more lensflare
- soda0
tanding for:
redistribution of wealth
better public services
bigger logos
more lensflare
_smk
(Apr 26 05, 03:45)and no more fucking pink for the labour party backboards.
jeez!
- soda0
That's pretty wild accusation. Where is your dossier of intelligence? This will be your downfall, Minister Soda.
determinedmoth
(Apr 26 05, 03:44)That's a very, very good point moth and I will get on to that. Let me first say this, my record in power stands up on its own to all scrutiny. You have to agree that, despite oppositon to my policies we now are by far in a better position then when we began. John indeed does have a long moustache and the chair maybe against the wall, BUT I must also say that cows fly east at noon and that is something no one, left or right of centre can question.
Next question from the man in the cheque shirt... oh, I'm sorry, the madam in the cheque shirt..
- _smk0
"Pink is The Problem. Return to the Red"
use it my son - fulfill your destiny ;)
pffft indeed.
- paraselene0
vote for soda!
i mean, we're talking about the man who singlehandedly invented the ps8 "boozed-up minger" filter.
he's a goddamnedgenius!
- paraselene0
seriously, though. anyone have any word from kuz?
- soda0
vote for soda!
i mean, we're talking about the man who singlehandedly invented the ps8 "boozed-up minger" filter.
he's a goddamnedgenius!
paraselene
(Apr 26 05, 04:50)Cheers Para, I'd 'ave you in me Cabinet anyday!
;)
- _smk0
vote for soda!
i mean, we're talking about the man who singlehandedly invented the ps8 "boozed-up minger" filter.
he's a goddamnedgenius!
paraselene
(Apr 26 05, 04:50)unfortunately I think the scandal rags would be all over those pictures of you lot from boozetoday™.
"Parliamentarian in filthy alcohol fueled bender with insufficiently trouser-fastened foriegn lassie shock"
it's got Daily Mail written all over it.
- soda0
"Parliamentarian in filthy alcohol fueled bender with insufficiently trouser-fastened foriegn lassie shock"
it's got Daily Mail written all over it.
_smk
(Apr 26 05, 04:59)which explains why moth left early that night!
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seriously, though. anyone have any word from kuz?
paraselene
(Apr 26 05, 04:57)Not a peep.
- vespa0
i knew it was only a matter of time before this thread went this way. slaaaaaaaaaaags!!
- ********0
Cheers Para, I'd 'ave you in me Cabinet anyday!
;)
soda
(Apr 26 05, 04:59)50 quid says she falls out into an Oil Slick...
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as the lone American in this thread, all I want to say is vote for the fattest candidate.
*invites everyone here for a McGriddle
- soda0
50 quid says she falls out into an Oil Slick...
determinedmoth
(Apr 26 05, 05:02)
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To be pulled out of it by 50 greek men with all their belts tied together!
Para is a golden god. I worship like my queen!