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- paraselene0
i think everyone's still in shock that the bank holiday's over.
- paraselene0
and the weather is back to its old tricks.
- chossy0
I vote for me as kingman of human kind and you will all see that I am full of goodness.
- kelpie0
THEY did that to get us off our guard. THEY know what they're doing, so they do...
- vespa0
michael howard was on breakfast this morning and i felt sorry for him. he's like an over-enthusiastic optimistic muppet. and i don't mean that in the jamie-oliver "muppet" use of the word. he really does have a muppet mouth! you can't see his top teeth. (as opposed to tony's grinning shield of steel)
- kelpie0
don't feel sorry for him please - he's a cunt.
- paraselene0
he's a cunt! let's smash his head!
i vote for chossy.
- vespa0
pity is patronising. i mean it in the worst possible way.
- vespa0
why does everyone say that Charles Kennedy is "not a credible leader"?
i reckon he'd be fine. such a lovely scottish accent. and he doesn't seem as slippery as the rest.
- chossy0
+1 me keep 'em coming voters a vote for chossy is a vote for fully rad times and excellent cake.
- ********0
VOTE KILROY!!!
Seriously, I'm going for Kennedy. Michael Howard reminded me of a Thunderbirds puppet... that shit he does with hands pisses me off...
- kelpie0
Chuck showed some real backbone on the TV debates. I like him, but I think his party would quickly back track on a lot of it's pledges if it got in. imo.
- paraselene0
people say that about ralph nader (but it's kinda true in his case) and also about john edwards (which really pissed me off). i reckon it should've been an edwards headline ticket. i like kennedy, too. do you even get to vote, vespa? or are you going to have to vote in the chossy election for vicarious democratic pleasure like me.
- kelpie0
who else is standing in the Chossy election ? I have my doubts about the sole candidate system...
- paraselene0
he who doubts is lost! we always elect chossy and it's done a lot for our hygiene and self-confidence.
- kelpie0
and punctuation ;)
- chossy0
It's like one of my early campaign trail slogans kelpie, 'when you gotta go you gotta go I'm here to clean up and you can be sure I'll make a good job'. A bit of a mouthfull I know but I gained heavy seating in many towns.
- warheros20
'elections' should be splled, 'elexions.'
the end.
- kelpie0
'when you gotta go you gotta go I'm here to clean up and you can be sure I'll make a good job'
+1 more vote Choss. You da man, woo woo!!
- vespa0
yea i've got me polling card and everything! it will be my first time voting in years cos i keep missing the aussie ones due to hardly even getting a mention in the paper over here (lame i know)
yea that thing howard does with his hands is annoying. plus his name is howard, like little Johnny Spineless over in aus
KENNEDY! KENNEDY!!