I'm back too!
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- Jaline0
*looks around thread
*leaves
- paraselene0
mx, honey, we are rabble-rousing in the best of faith, but nobody seems to be biting.
maybe we ought to stage a football game in italy?
*shrugs
at this rate we'll never hit 1k!
- Kilroy0
i've got a hangover and work to do.
sorry.
- ********0
mx, honey, we are rabble-rousing in the best of faith, but nobody seems to be biting.
maybe we ought to stage a football game in italy?
*shrugs
at this rate we'll never hit 1k!
paraselene
(Apr 13 05, 06:05)Aye what's the world coming to when you hiJack a thread with unadulterated smut and nae hooooooor bothers about it after the third day?
It's like walking past a pair of public lesbotic pornographers on your way to work on Monday and thinking "Yay!!"
on Tuesday yer like "Hehehe I sense a toilet break coming on before breakfast"
by Wednesday ye just think "still here??"
speak about taking things fer granted!
- paraselene0
kilroy, you forgot to log out and log in as yourself - you must have a helluva hangover.
a few too many after the theatre last night?
- ********0
what's this all about, then?
- Kilroy0
"He's obviously a smooth character with great people skills," Mr Sloan said.
Nice chap.
- ********0
sorry, i too am busy working.
But i'm glad to see that Virtue, the pink dildo has made a welcome appearance.
*licks Virtue
mmmmmm
- paraselene0
rand, i'm not sure you want to know...
it's just a week-long smut fest that we're flogging until we reach 1k.
- ********0
Mr Sloan said: "He was so touched he gave me a kiss on the cheek. I just closed my eyes and hoped for the best."
"Unfortunately I got the worst" continued Mr Sloan, now nearing tears, "I am so ashamed of myself"
- ********0
it's just a week-long smut fest that we're flogging until we reach 1k.
paraselene
(Apr 13 05, 06:18)
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and beyond!*fingers paraselene
- Kilroy0
a few too many after the theatre last night?
paraselene
(Apr 13 05, 06:15)
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Nonsense. Mr Sloan and I were wooing shoe makers.Well, between checking their work permits...
- ********0
sorry, i too am busy working.
But i'm glad to see that Virtue, the pink dildo has made a welcome appearance.
*licks Virtue
mmmmmm
Kuz
(Apr 13 05, 06:16)it's just a week-long smut fest that we're flogging until we reach 1k.
paraselene
(Apr 13 05, 06:18)
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and beyond!*fingers paraselene
Kuz
(Apr 13 05, 06:19)Good to see that you are managing to keep yer mind on yer work Kuz...
- Jaline0
*looks around again.
*decides to come back right before thread hits 1000.
(insert evil laugh here)
- ********0
Withnail:
Listen to this. "Curse of the Supermen: I took drugs to win medal says top athlete Jeff Wode."
Marwood [not listening, looking for something]:
Where's the coffee?
Withnail:
"In a world exclusive interview, thirty three year old shot putter Jeff Wode, who weighs three hundred and seventeen pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. 'He used to get in bad tempers and act daft' said his wife. 'He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped, he's much better in our sex life and in our general life'."
I pours water from the kettle into a bowl and goes back into the living room. Withnail follows, becoming interested in the newspaper story.
Withnail:
Jesus Christ, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Jeff Wode is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about. [Waves the paper at Marwood] Look at him. Look at Jeff Wode. His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own.
Withnail stands in front of a mirror, combing his lank hair back. Marwood sits on the sofa and spoons coffee from the bowl. Withnail is becoming fascinated by Jeff Wode.
Withnail:
Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker!
Marwood:
Please, I don't feel good.
Withnail:
That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Jeff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. [Starts acting out the scene in his head] "I'm going to pull your head off". "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off". "I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head."
- paraselene0
kuz, you'd better watch yourself!
- ********0
I ain't scared of the toothed pussy!
I actually like it when a girl uses her teeth when giving me a blow job. I always say "oh yeah keep doing that, but like run your teeth along my shaft too, oh yeah that's it! fuuuuuuuck!"
just like that.
- version30
*fingers paraselene
Kuz
(Apr 13 05, 06:19)
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*takes picturerock this is the coolest pic yet with my new phone
*surprised that big finger fit
- paraselene0
*cringe
okay! okay! you've called my bluff. i'm not as perverse as you are!