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Withnail:
Listen to this. "Curse of the Supermen: I took drugs to win medal says top athlete Jeff Wode."
Marwood [not listening, looking for something]:
Where's the coffee?
Withnail:
"In a world exclusive interview, thirty three year old shot putter Jeff Wode, who weighs three hundred and seventeen pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. 'He used to get in bad tempers and act daft' said his wife. 'He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped, he's much better in our sex life and in our general life'."
I pours water from the kettle into a bowl and goes back into the living room. Withnail follows, becoming interested in the newspaper story.
Withnail:
Jesus Christ, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Jeff Wode is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about. [Waves the paper at Marwood] Look at him. Look at Jeff Wode. His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own.
Withnail stands in front of a mirror, combing his lank hair back. Marwood sits on the sofa and spoons coffee from the bowl. Withnail is becoming fascinated by Jeff Wode.
Withnail:
Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker!
Marwood:
Please, I don't feel good.
Withnail:
That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Jeff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. [Starts acting out the scene in his head] "I'm going to pull your head off". "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off". "I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head."