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- ********0
Makes a change from Kuz exposing himself..
MX_OnD
(Apr 13 05, 04:36)
================steady...
- ********0
oh and soda, you gotta gimme a chance to buy you's a pint matey, keep me informed :)
- paraselene0
pfft. read this thread over and then get back to me about "exposure" ya bunch o' ninnies...
- paraselene0
oh and soda, you gotta gimme a chance to buy you's a pint matey, keep me informed :)
Kuz(Apr 13 05, 04:39)
yeah, soda! don't i owe you somewhere in the neighbourhood of eight hours' drinking and a cab ride across the greater metropolitan area?
- ********0
my sharp sense of wit has evicently been dulled.. what indeed I did mean to say was "revealing himself"... in keeping with the cross I was trying to volley to the back of the net.
- soda0
Cheers Kuz, I'll send you a mail one I get a minute... I do need some advice about what actually goes on at the mosque in the morning.
Originally I thought it was going to be me and the Father in Law... Now it appears there is going to be a mob of fellas there (apparently it's good props with Allah if you show up at a wedding! Nice!) Hopefully it will be nice and simple.Either that or the enforced circumsism.....
- ********0
lol
was gonna ask you about the circumcision bit!
I hope you avoid all those crazy indian customs. Like all these guys plopping henna on your hand, and wearing strange headdresses, and garlands made out of money, and having to get in an entourage of mercedes to pick your bird up - oh and some of em wash your head in lassi (dont know if many of 'em still do that).
If it's just a stripped down Islamic version, then it shouldn't be too much botha. Just reciting a few words after the beardy man at the mosque.
Just the rest of the craziness is like - woah.
- paraselene0
my sharp sense of wit has evicently been dulled.. what indeed I did mean to say was "revealing himself"... in keeping with the cross I was trying to volley to the back of the net.
MX_OnD(Apr 13 05, 04:41)
nah. i thought "exposed" worked nicely.
Either that or the enforced circumsism.....
soda(Apr 13 05, 04:42)
oy vey, my little schnitzel. you're having a briss?!?! i'm so proud i could just plotz!
- Kilroy0
Frankly soda...,
Gotcha.
- ********0
pffft, you totally bottled it Kilroy, and gone down in my estimation.
- soda0
oy vey, my little schnitzel. you're having a briss?!?! i'm so proud i could just plotz!
paraselene
(Apr 13 05, 04:51)absolutely fucking not my dear.
I'm leaving this mortal coil as I arrived. I'm a turtle neck kind of guy... not a v neck!And Kuz, yeah it's just a stripped down version with a old fella mumbling at me.
So I'm told.
If anyone tried to wash my hair in Yacult, friendly bacteria or no, they'll get one round the bearded chops.
- paraselene0
yeah, kilroy. and for a while there you were defos at the top of the faux-daytime-tv-personality pile...
- soda0
Gotcha.
Kilroy
(Apr 13 05, 04:56)haha ha ha hah...
nice one.
it's either moth or Kuz...it has to be.
- ********0
believe me, if Kilroy was I, I would not have pulled out of commenting on your inter-racial cross-cultural wedding situation. Believe.
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- Kilroy0
Blessing my tanned hide. It's a Jihad Conference.
I'm telling the Americans.
They know what to do with wedding parties.
Avoidance this is not. I'm simply "getting in" with soda to procure the address.
- version30
*enters thread
*looks around
[damn!, big party]
*doesn't recognize anyone here
*leaves
- ********0
*enters thread
*looks around
[damn!, big party]
*doesn't recognize anyone here
*leaves
version3
(Apr 13 05, 05:18)I think we got away with it... you can all come out from behind the sofa again....
- paraselene0
*enters thread
*looks around
[damn!, big party]
*doesn't recognize anyone here
*leaves
version3
(Apr 13 05, 05:18)I think we got away with it... you can all come out from behind the sofa again....
MX_OnD(Apr 13 05, 05:53)
*peeks out warily from behind sofa and surveys the thread
*emerges with a scowl brandishing pink six-shooter dildo
oi! kuz! what'dj'a think? i wasn't ever gonna look back here! damn kids...
{sorry, the thread of infamy had gone a bit tame. i couldn't help myself...}
- ********0
Kuz ya filthy hoooooooooooor, get out of there, ye'll ruin the axeminster!