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- k0na_an0k0
a continuation:
*singing to "rollin rollin rollin" tune
bush: putin putin putin.... keep those russians shootin.... keep those russians shootin... PUTIN!
putin: i wish i could kill you.
bush: i know you are but what am i?
- Bluejam0
George: do it.
George: just do it.
- ricstultz0
putin: is that vodka your drinking sir?
bush: no it's cocaine.
- james-0
Bush: Putin..poo tin..pooo tin.. tee hee
Vlad: You stop that
- mg330
Putin: Now you tell my why Rage Against The Machine broke up, or I crush you.
Bush: Rage who? The movie Carrie 2? I saw that on Air Force One on the way here.
- k0na_an0k0
*putin to speak
*bush intertupts
bush: homossayswhat?putin: what?
bush: heh heh heh.
- lifeinbinary0
putin: you see that man there?
bush: who? laura?
putin: ...
- Gorbie0
George: "...Get outta town!"
Vladimir: "Yeah... Osama is huge here. very big star. he sing us karaoke.. he's like new Rasputin."
- ricstultz0
Putin: It seems to me that the united states is on an economic decline in recent years... with waning support from the international community.
Bush: Yeah, Cheney said somethin about that...
- mg330
Putin: You have to flick the baked bean just so... and the woman, she just so happy.
Bush: In the US we call that cunnilingus.
- SteveJobs0
bush - "i've got a gameboy advance here in my jacket pocket, wanna see?"
putin - "you pull that out during the conference and i'll kick your f*cking ass!"
- peteski0
putin - "do you know the all the oil in afghanistan ?"
bush - "no, but if you'd hum a few bars, maybe I can fake it"
- danthon0
bush- wanna do a rail?
vlad- shit ya! fat like my finger
- mg330
Putin: Hey George?
Bush: Hey what?
Putin: Heard the one about the female Russian cosmonaut?
Bush: No, is it good?
Putin: Space is not so weightless as one might seem...Those things on her chest gave her black eyes.
- mg330
Bush: Roast Beef Canoe!
Putin: Have some respect for women, please.
- mg330
Putin: See this booger? How much could I get for it on ebay?
Bush: Didja know a boy in Florida tried to sell his virginity on ebay?
Putin: What a tangled web we weave...
Together: Laughter, hideous, evil laughter.
- ********0
Putin: You know what?
Bush: No, what?
Putin: I just checked my answer machine earlier, and some fucking dude with weird accent left me a message saying "COCK" , and that was it!
Bush: You too... !!
- toastie0
Putin: Poshel ti na hui.
Bush: Ah, Vladimir!
Putin: Da, da, na hui!!
Bush: Er.. Can I get an interpreter, please?
- RIZ0
Vladimir: "and that's why i like mince"
- gabriel20
Putin: You're lucky these reporters are here or I'd make you eat these fucking flowers.
Bush: Nyuck nyuck nyuck...