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- jevad
Bush: Hey Putain, you know that means ‘Whore’ in French right!
Vlad: It’s ‘Putin’ cocklips, now fuck off and get me a beer.....
- ********0
Putin - "And would you beleive it, it wen't squeek when I did this"
- k0na_an0k0
bush: i just farted
putin: ok now pull my finger
- gruntt0
vlad - pull my finga
bush - shit naw man. my daddy got me on dat one before.
vlad - *farts anyway
bush - *giggles like a schoolboy and tries to squeeze one out too... sharts pants, quits giggling.
- gruntt0
kona - shoulda known you were working on a pull my finger joke too.
- jevad0
hahahhh
- SPYK0
'...and you should have seen her face when these flowers popped out'
- QuincyArcher0
Putin - you know bush, you should really get down there with some Preparation H...
- gruntt0
bush - yeah, i'll smell your finger.
- james-0
Putin: You've got some ugly daughters.. he eh eheehe
Bush: hehehe
- lifeinbinary0
"...smell my finger. seriously dude, it's unbelievable..."
- SteveJobs0
bush - "so a weapons inspecter walks into a mosque..."
putin - "nah, i've heard that one before."
- lifeinbinary0
damn it gruntt!
- paddywop0
putin - "if you can swallow all these flowers in one then i'll let you sink your pipeline through chechnia
- k0na_an0k0
bush: ok, how many damn stinkin durty russians does it take to fix a light bulb?!? 3. 1 damn stinking durty russian to fix the lightbulb, and 2 damn stinking durty russians to sell nukes to terrorists.
heheheheheh
putin: um......
- chossy0
Bush you tard when I said I shagged her lady flower I wasn't talking about this wee yellow chappy on the desk.
- lifeinbinary0
"is that really a third nipple i see poking out?!?"
- gruntt0
vlad- so let me get this straight. you want me to sit in your lap?
bush - yeah. c'mon it'll be cute.
- k0na_an0k0
bush: *leans in, stares, then leans back.
bush: *leans in, stares, then leans back.
bush: *leans in, stares, then leans back.
bush: *leans in, stares, then leans back.
bush: *leans in, stares, then leans back.
putin: dude your freakin me out.
- mattyd0
putin: so im fingering this broad like this...
bush: yeah... yeah!
- mg330
Bush: Puty, if you lift one butt cheek like I'm doing here, you can crank out a fart with terrific sound quality!
Putin: No, I'm telling you, firm flat buttock is best way. You get a tickle when air is forced up beside the scrotum.