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- james-0
bush: i really love you man.
putin: now you listen to me....
- radar0
George, if you shit on my leather chairs again I will kick your simple ass!
- chossy0
so when I point my finger thats when you kick in with the high hat and then I bust out some stupid fresh slap bass.
- Mal0
Putin: Um I think you just sat on the Pope.
- james-0
Bush: Hey Vlad! we're matching ties today!
Vlad: Shut the fuck up
- mattyd0
Bush: Hey Vlad! we're matching ties today!
Vlad: Shut the fuck up
james-(Feb 24 05, 09:41)
hahahahaha
- mattyd0
putin: now, george, i'm going to point at you with my left hand to distract you so that i may slide my right hand down to play with my balls.
bush: yeah... yeah!
- SteveJobs0
putin - "now for this hearing we put cheney's receiver in this flower pot."
bush - "ok, ok, so do i just move my lips to the words?"
- mg330
Putin: Now look, you must spend evening with a nice Russian woman, we get you whatever you want.
You know that vacation rule also works for presidents.Bush: Tell me more!
- vburo0
bush: hey putin, my homie, how can you invade chechnya and kill about every living creature, while we only get everyone whining about Iraq?
putin: well, we control all media, see i just need to point my finger and i can change the news!
bush: shit, i only got Fox...
- Gorbie0
putin: "put hockey back on. our mafia has no leverage now. this so bad we stop teaching extortion in school."
bush: "heh...umm.. what's hockey?"
- ********0
Bush: Now I don't want any bullshit from anybody- and that includes me
Putin:
- SteveJobs0
bush - "i swiped a bottle of vodka from your assistants file cabinet and took a swig!"
putin - "that was truth serum you f*cking n00b!"
- mg330
Putin: Do not wipe boogers under that chair again like you did in 2002.
Bush: Is it okay if I eat them?
- vburo0
haha, steve..
- james-0
Bush: Hey Vlad, you think you can introdue me to those tatu girls, you know the lesbianas, yeah?
Vlade: Shut the fuck up
- Bluejam0
George : C'mon Vladimir buddy, what's your username on NT?
Vladimir : Suck my finger like you wan' it and i might tell you
- k0na_an0k0
bush: ah man, remember that james bond movie against the russians? bond was shooting like 'pew pew pew' all the russians and that chick! ... where is she now?
putin: uh...... *points to respond..... nevermind.
- k0na_an0k0
*singing to "rollin rollin rollin" tune
bush: putin putin putin.... keep those russians shootin.... keep those russians shootin... PUTIN!
putin: i wish i could kill you.
- Bluejam0
Vladimir: ...So then we moved Osama into the Ritz on Red Square but the bastard complained about the mini bar so we had to move him again. Plus he keeps complaining about the false beard and glasses. how long have we got to keep him in Russia?
George: shut it...*cough*...Vladmir, we're on camera.