I'm dead. DEAD
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- paddywop0
THAT, MY MAN, IS THE FUNNYEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL WEEK TEE-HEE
- jox0
lol! fucken ace!
So im gonna need some inspiration. I already have a couppla Chapelle & pablo francisco DVDs at home. What else will inspire me?
- instantok0
i would avoid overtly dirty sex jokes (too many have been told already) as well as politics (too hit and miss, depending on your crowd it could give hecklers a field day)...do you play the guitar or some other sort of small portable instrument?...if so you could do a sort of minstrel storytelling act...that way if you fuck up or something you could at least have the sound of the instrument taking up the dead air...ever see http://www.zachgalifianakis.com/… or dana carvey's piano / guitar bits?
- Blofeldt0
Bongos and guitar! Perfect. Pretend your're at a party, and then go on a rant about the cunts at parties who play guitar. Then move on to bongo players.
- tomkat0
dude, i would seriously considering making it extremely awful & awkward to watch..
enjoy the failure.
"You have to give up."
Tyler Durden
- Blofeldt0
I doubt he'll have to try and make it awful and embarssing
- jox0
oh it'll be akward alright! and painful!
good thing is that I only have 3 more things on my "to do before i die"-list once this is done.
- ********0
Fight with your friend on the stage
- spendogg0
Go stab some hobos, crap some hammers and wear a blue hardhat - that should get you in the right headspace.
- gruntt0
when does this dare take place?
- ********0
I believe to have read somewhere: Three things one could watch forever are fire, running water, other people work...
Start a fire on the stage, then get your friend to help you putting it out
- Donvitoviti0
just find some obscure comic that isnt famous yet,, and steal his stuff
- iDp0
any chance there will video of this thing?
- spendogg0
or "why do IT PC users look at me like i killed their family, when i tell them i have a mac?"
- ********0
You make a complete fool out of yourself almost daily on a site with 7.5 mill. hits a week
400 people should be a walk in the park for you..
but if the nerves should fail, finish a dusin of paderborners and take it from there,,
good luck btw
- gruntt0
fart jokes are always classic (and classy)
why do we enjoy the smell of our farts.
ever notice you have like 3 different flavored farts? Everyonce in a while a new one will pop up. It's brand new to you, but you did it so you like it.
- tomkat0
you can always do the andy kaufman thing.
silencio.
- kodap0
MWHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA AHAHAH !!
- jox0
wow - im out for 10 minutes and this thread grows like acne on a fat arse!
It all takes place next week, which gives me time to prepare.
this is what i have come up with so far. so please help me make a concept with these:
- I am fake any accent
- I can speak with my mouth closed
- I can burp whenever
- I spend my days on a message board on the internet
- scoops0
Direct your TiVo to Comedy Central stand up shows... watch and learn what works and what falls flat... and pick a style that you feel comfortable with ... and good luck... and have two drinks before taking the stage.