I'm dead. DEAD
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- jox
I just made a bet with my friend. I said that there's not a goddamn thing he can come up with that I don't dare to do, that is a) legal, and b) funny.
So apparently, I'm doing 8 minutes of stand-up comedy at this club in front of 400+ people!!
Me and my big mouth... Inspite of the fact that I have stage fright, what are some good topics to talk about?
"So, whats with airline food?"
- ********0
you're truly fucked, my friend
- -leah-0
i would pay huge money to see you do stand up jox! too bad i don't have any... if i haven't learned anything from tv it's that comedy is all about the timing. good luck!!! :P
- SteveJobs0
"...now, take my wife... no really, take her!"
- benfal990
do you have a hamster?
- jox0
I had a bunny 17 years ago.
- taragee0
ask gruntt to write your comedy
- -leah-0
grunnt and kona together should be able to write something totally sick and twisted and funny actually!
- betanerd0
Topics to talk about...
-Sex Experience or Sex in general.
-G.W.B (Bush)/Politics
-Your childhood
-Your Ex. GFs.
-Your friends (ok. ex friends after making fun of 'em).oh and google for jokes...u will find something for sure.
- benfal990
write something about your bunny
- unfitdutchfat0
you could make fun of yourself and talk about how you took a bet to do it
- fugged0
bodily functions are always funny. at least they are to me.
- _salisae_0
you're funny. really.
okay seriously - rip kona's material off.
- benfal990
do some magic tricks so badly that people will laugh at you
- SteveJobs0
call a volunteer from the audience who will be asked to walk up to tables anc cluck like a chicken. there's only one audience member truely qualified for the job and i hear they enjoy taking bets.
- -leah-0
do some jokes about nurds on the internets. you can use all us as examples!
- jox0
that is AWESOME Steve!! hahah
- HumanMale0
You could always test the water with this:
Two guys are chatting in a pub, they aren't mates, just been boozing there all afternoon, chatting away as you do. They start getting a bit drunk and the one guy says to the other... "Look at all the women in this pub, I guarantee I could have any one of them tonight"...
"That's a pretty bold statement" says the other guy "how can you be so sure of yourself?"
"Well" says the other guy...
"I'm a rapist..."
- k0na_an0k0
that would be easy.
but that is easy for me to say sitting here at my desk.
i would actually just take all the funny things said and done here and make them into an act.
- gruntt0
it's gotta be something that everyone can relate to or that no one can relate to.
example of former: taking a dump
example of latter: fucking a dog.
- Blofeldt0
I'd recommend never saying you did something for a bet or taking the piss out of yourself. You'll give the hecklers material straight away.